Big 12 QBs Celebrate Memorial Day By Throwing Footballs To Guys On Jet Skis
9 years ago

Two Big 12 quarterbacks spent Memorial Day Weekend at the lake and celebrated this great holiday by launching pigskins a quarter mile to friends driving jet skis.

First up was University of Texas freshman QB Shane Buechele, who posted his video late Saturday. Buechele, rocking lavender trunks, launches a deep fade route down the sideline.

That was so damn effortless.

Not to be outdone, Oklahoma State’s Mason Rudolph chimed in a day later, adding a few more shenanigans before launching a bomb of his own.

That one handed catch doe. Damn, son.

We’ve seen football trends like this before. Everything from impressive long snaps to field goal trick shots. We’ve even seen this land-to-sea type of pass before with Texas’ Colt McCoy and Jordan Shipley from back in the day.

We’re sure this trend will continue and I’ve got a feeling that Oklahoma’s Baker Mayfield will make his mark sooner or later.

If you’re not a Big 12 fan, though, no worries. You can rest assured that somewhere Maty Mauk is honoring the troops by snorting as many lines of coke as humanly possible. We salute you.

  2. I_win

    Fuck this. There is no “celebrating” Memorial Day. Commercialization of this holiday has ruined its true meaning. Today we remember those who died so we can do whatever the fuck we want. This is bullshit.

    9 years ago at 10:27 pm
    1. SigmaAlphaEpsilon2019

      We celebrate this day in honor of those all men and women who have fallen in combat. They have seen things most of us could not imagine seeing so that we can celebrate home in ignorant bliss.

      9 years ago at 10:35 pm
      1. I_win

        Touché. I’ve just lost my best friends who I served every single day with and it pisses me off that people (not everyone, but lots) don’t even give a thought as to the meaning of the day any more.

        9 years ago at 5:22 pm
  5. Barney Gumble

    I’m really disappointed in the site for not having an article to honor the fallen heroes who didn’t make it back from war. They deserve the recognition today, not these guys.

    9 years ago at 10:55 pm
    1. Lenny Leonard

      Siblings started what I thought would be a steady stream of great writing to commemorate our Veterans this weekend but then it all just went downhill from there. It’s a shame.

      9 years ago at 11:05 pm
      1. SirCarlosIII

        It truly is a shame. Everything in this website is going downgill. Satire is non existent, freedom of speech is being violated and Greek related articles have become a rare occurrence nowadays.

        9 years ago at 1:17 am
  6. alexfratbek

    TFM, please stop posting this shit. At some point, you have to understand that the articles, stories, and news you guys are posting are absolute trash. This site gets one good “Piece” per day, and that’s because of the people who comment on it. Look in the fucking mirror and deliver some quality product or, as I’m sure you’re aware, people won’t come here anymore… Fuck off.

    9 years ago at 11:52 pm