Bill Clinton To Be Announced “Father Of The Year” By National Father’s Day Council

Dick12 years ago

Former President Bill Clinton will be honored as “father of the year” by the The National Father’s Day Council this coming June, the Council announced Wednesday.

As if Slick Willy ever needed an excuse to throw a casual “Who’s your daddy?” line at a curvy intern. And it wouldn’t surprise me if he worked that line into his acceptance speech either. This has to be the biggest ‘what have you done for me lately’ award of all time. Yeah the guy got liberal with a cigar in the Oval Office with a staffer, and yeah, he lied about it, but I think we can all agree that America loves a comeback story. So Peyton Manning and Adrian Peterson be damned- Bill Clinton gets the comeback player of the decade honors with this one, folks. It’s just a different kind of player.

National Father’s Day Committee chairman Dan Orwig commended the politician and philanthropist for his profound generosity, leadership and tireless dedication to both his public office and many philanthropic organizations.

As well as his tireless dedication to sneaking barely legals in and out of various political offices while Hillary crop dusts her way to a podium in the Middle East. But surely there has to be some underlying reason as to why Mr. Orwig would select Billy here as 2012’s Father of the Year?

The Father’s Day/Mother’s Day Council says it is dedicated to promot[ing] the celebration, observation, and preservation of the holidays Mother’s Day and Father’s Day by focusing on the value of good sound parenting.

Bingo. Any idiot can display the value of good sound parenting to his immediate child/children. It takes a parenting force of nature to display those values to who knows how many illegitimates that Clinton has spread out in various swing state cities in the ’90s. Clinton took this one home on numbers alone.

The 72nd Annual Father of the Year Awards will take place on June 11 in New York, and will benefit Save The Children.

Just in time for him to add “Big Papa” to his “Summer 2013: No Fat Chicks” CD mix. Bill Clinton- Governor, President, undisputed panty dropper, and now Father of the Year.

Side note: The fact that we as a nation have a “National Father’s Day Council” is a story in and of itself.

[via Huffington Post]

Image via CBS News