Bills Fan Going Face First Into A Bus After A Tough Round Of Dizzy Bat Is The Highlight Of The NFL Weekend
10 years ago

I’ve never been to Buffalo, but as someone who lives in a place where it is warm 10 months out of the year, I see a lot of displaced Bills fans. I can attest to the fact that Bills fans drink more before noon kickoffs than probably any other NFL fan base. In the first four games, Bills fans in Buffalo drink to have a good time. In the last 12 games, Bills fans drink to stay warm.

This one drunk as hell Bills fan was having a great time at his tailgate Sunday morning before a tough round of “Dizzy Bat” ended with him slamming his face into a parked coach bus.

Dizzy Bat is a great tailgating game, that’s for sure, but this guy looked a little too old and a little too drunk to be participating in a game usually played by 20-year-olds. Needless to say, it ended exactly as I expected it to — even before I saw a video title or description. This video is great foreshadowing for the rest of the Bills season. Sure, they won yesterday, but you think Tyrod Taylor is going to play lights out the rest of the season after four years of never starting in Baltimore? Doubtful.

I bet the only guy who enjoyed this video more than I did is Bills head coach and notorious foot-lover Rex Ryan. He should reward this guy with some season tickets.

[via Streamable]

  4. C-Doggystyle

    Steve, it’s a shame you weren’t the one going face first into the bus, and it wasn’t moving

    10 years ago at 10:08 am
    1. SteveHolt

      Every one should be nice to me today because it is my 30th birthday. #BeNiceToSteve, #BeNiceToMe

      10 years ago at 10:10 am
      2. 5thgrade_fratstar

        30 years old and all you have to show for it is a majority of people on this website want you to get tossed into a wood chipper

        10 years ago at 10:17 am
      7. Henry_Eighth

        How can someone who doesn’t exist be born? PS: I sent a sympathy card to your parents.

        10 years ago at 10:43 am
  6. TN-

    I think the highlight of the weekend was Homo’s TD to Witten, but I guess I shouldn’t expect you to pick an actual highlight.

    10 years ago at 10:16 am
  7. thatstruegenttoyou

    “I’ve never been to Buffalo…” Well, you should go and never come back.

    10 years ago at 10:32 am
  8. VanillaThunder

    Hey Steve,
    I know you catch a lot of hate on this site, but you really seem like a good enough guy. Keep writing no matter what response you get, as long as it makes you happy just know there are people like me who support you!
    Happy birthday!

    Just kidding. Fuck you Steve.

    10 years ago at 10:42 am
  9. TacBRO_Bell

    If you are real, Steve, then you’re doing an excellent job of resisting the uncontrollable urge you must have to kill yourself every time you post an article.

    10 years ago at 10:47 am