Blowjobs Cure Pregnancy Morning Sickness, Awesome Scientists Claim
12 years ago

I always figured that if I had decided to be an idiot and become a scientist, I would have blown (pun intended) all of my grant money on trying to convince society that women need to give more head as a medical necessity. Well, it’s a good thing I didn’t, because some dude named Gordy already does that shit:

According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm. But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant.

This all might indeed be scientific fact, but you have to think that my boy Gordo was just like, “Okay, pregnant women give their husbands a lot of hell, right? How do we fucking fix that?” Also, note that it only works with the guy who knocked her up. Which means, not only does giving your husband dome make you feel better, if you suck anyone else’s dick…you’re gonna barf.

I love science.

  2. Frat Seizure_1890

    Alright, I’ve never had to deal with a pregnant wife up to this point in time, but my guess is that if she’s not feeling so hot in the morning and you suggest a casual blowjob you’ll be ending up with a palm to the face

    12 years ago at 1:17 pm
    1. Rutherford B_Haze

      Yeah, but now you can back up your argument with science. She can’t argue with that.

      12 years ago at 5:44 pm