Survey Hints That BMW, Range Rover, And Audi Drivers May Be Bad People
I didn’t go to a “rich” college, but I did go to a school that was, best-put, upper upper upper upper (did I say “upper?”) middle class. The best place to see this on display was the one school parking lot. It would be an endless line of BMW-Mercedes-BMW-Audi-Mercedes-Lexus-Lexus-Scholarship Kid’s Honda-Maserati. It was like an exotic car dealership with assholes running around constantly writing tickets that nobody ever paid.
Not all motorists are created equal; some are flat-out dicks, and those dicks oftentimes can be seen in expensive rides. Some Brits recently took time out of their busy schedule of eating tea and crumpets to survey which drivers are the most assholish, and the results are unsurprising.
From Yahoo News UK:
More than half (56%) of motorists polled believe people who own a BMW M3 are inconsiderate.
Dammit, you Beamer-driving asshats! Show some respect! Numbers two and three weren’t far behind, though.
Range Rover drivers were second on the list of offensive motorists (48%), followed by Audi TT (43%) owners.
The Range Rover: the official vehicle of the rich white soccer mom/trophy wife. And Audi: because you’re rich, but not rich enough.
Thankfully my Scion was left off the list. Scions are apparently the number one car of choice for drug dealers according to someone in my fraternity, so hey; at least my car won something..
[via Yahoo! News UK]
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Oh please you broke bitch the closest you ever came to upper middle class was when your mom bought you a Lands End pullover at the Goodwill store.
8 years ago at 12:27 pmYou’re poor
8 years ago at 6:23 pmMini vans are the biggest assholes
8 years ago at 4:25 pm