Bo Pelini Roasts Nebraska A.D. With “Total Pussy” And “Total Cunt” Insults
Sometimes simply calling someone a pussy or a cunt just won’t suffice. Adding “total” in front of these words really puts some shine on them, takes them from merely insulting to absolutely devastating. Call me a pussy or a cunt and it’ll sting, but I’ll recover after five minutes of self-reflecting. Call me a “total cunt” and I have to call my mom and ask her to reassure me that I’m not a cunt, because I’ll be convinced I’m nothing more than a worthless cunt at that point. I’m down for the count.
You’re not just a cunt. You’re a total cunt, like all of you is cunty. You’re 100 percent cunt. Not just some of you, and not only some of the time. You’re all cunt, all the time. Sorry about it. Cunt. Such an aggressive word.
Bo Pelini knows what I’m talking about. During a 30-minute meeting with his players amid his departure from the Nebraska football program, he was apparently an open book as he spoke about his relationship with Nebraska Athletic Director Shawn Eichorst.
The World-Herald obtained an audio recording of that meeting.
From Omaha.com:
During the tape, Pelini expresses gratitude, support and advice for players. The majority of the tape, however, reveals Pelini’s thoughts about Eichorst. In the first minute of his talk, he uses two vulgarities associated with female genitalia to describe his former boss.
“I didn’t really have any relationship with the A.D.,” Pelini said. “The guy, you guys saw him (Sunday), the guy is a total p—-. I mean, he is. He’s a total c—.”
Omaha.com has to censor vulgarities, but we don’t. He called Eichorst a total pussy and a total cunt. This is the same man who went off about the fans at Nebraska, calling them fair-weather and saying, “They can all kiss my ass out the fucking door.”
Youngstown State got themselves a hell of a coach. Bo Pelini, not a cunt at all..
[via Omaha.com]
Image via @fauxpelini
Looks like he’ll fit in just fine with Tressel.
11 years ago at 5:10 pmThis article is so short it makes a midget look like a NBA player.
11 years ago at 5:40 pmAs a fine chuck e cheese enthusiast once put it “You’re not just a cunt. You’re a total cunt, like all of you is cunty. You’re 100 percent cunt. Not just some of you, and not only some of the time. You’re all cunt, all the time.”
11 years ago at 5:51 pmYou win some, you lose some; at the end of the day I’m still having a beer.
11 years ago at 5:52 pmGreat buddy, be sure to write a book about it
11 years ago at 5:56 pmJesus Christ, what the hell is wrong with you son?
11 years ago at 6:16 pmToday is just not my day in the comments. How about this one, this article is longer then dorns penis. Get it, this article is short but not as short as his Wang.
11 years ago at 7:15 pmThan* just shut the fuck up
11 years ago at 8:59 pmCan we just ball you yet?
11 years ago at 9:38 pmOh Dorn, you’re such a pussy.
11 years ago at 5:49 pmtotal* pussy
11 years ago at 5:51 pmYou’re not just a frat move. You’re a total frat move, like all of you is fratty. You’re 100 percent frat. Not just some of you, and not only some of the time. You’re all frat, all the time. Sorry about it. Frat. Such an aggressive word.
11 years ago at 5:56 pmThin line you’re walking. Throw on a “y” at the end and you sound like the douchebag in a terrible 90’s move.
“Totally fratty move man”
11 years ago at 6:15 pmJust not my day today, time for those laps…
11 years ago at 6:26 pmAnd the try hard award goes too…
11 years ago at 10:09 pmYou.
11 years ago at 10:28 pm
11 years ago at 9:41 amIf you read/listen to the full transcript of the meeting, then you will realize Bo Pelini is the fucking man and loves his players. The way he describes Shawn Eichorst, he does sound like a total pussy. Bo Pelini is the kind of coach I would want to play for. Period.
11 years ago at 6:05 pmWhy don’t you suck his dick a little more
11 years ago at 6:14 pmWhy don’t you suck your own dick.
11 years ago at 6:46 pmImagine how the world would change if we could actually suck our own dicks… It’d be a total game changer
11 years ago at 3:00 pmAbsolutely. Every player that’s ever played for him has loved him and had good things to say. Youngstown is lucky to have him.
11 years ago at 7:52 pmAre you playing along with the whole vagina joke here?
11 years ago at 8:52 pmWhile this screams “whiny bitch after getting blackballed”, it takes some balls to say this while being recorded. Throw in the fact that the pussification of America is at an all-time high, and it’s really giving zero fucks.
Plus, he’ll turn Youngstown St into a powerhouse at whatever fucking level they play at.
11 years ago at 6:13 pmHe didn’t know he was being recorded. Even though the whole thing was kind of a bitch move by Pelini, it’s bullshit that some scumbag recorded a private meeting between he and his players
11 years ago at 1:21 amDidn’t read what you said, just here to say that Phi Delt can eat a dick.
11 years ago at 3:14 pmTFM doesn’t have to sensor vulgarities? This is news to me
11 years ago at 6:17 pmMight as well free the sailboats while they are at it
11 years ago at 6:40 pm#savethesailboats2014
11 years ago at 10:10 amYeah, that’s not a thing.
11 years ago at 10:58 amI was raised to hate nebraska, but I’ve always had respect for Bo and I have even more now. Fuck that total pussy cunt eichorst, he’s just waiting for Alvarez to die so he can have the Wisconsin job anyway.
11 years ago at 6:19 pmWell, I was raised hate Iowa and never step foot into counciltucky.
11 years ago at 8:56 pmOh fuck Council Bluffs, but mostly fuck you.
11 years ago at 10:54 pmI’d give him a bid
11 years ago at 8:01 pmTFM is SOOO cool because it doesn’t have to censor vulgarities. Good to know.
11 years ago at 8:29 pm