1. Lord Fratquaad

    The rafts that Bear Grylls constructs out of animal entrails and driftwood are more seaworthy than that pile of trash.

    11 years ago at 10:11 pm
  2. Fratty McFratFrat

    Hey, here’s an old Figi brand boat in this yard. Let’s stick a couple of white trash hoes on it and take a picture! It’ll look like we’re partying in our official fraternity boat!

    11 years ago at 4:46 am