Move to the North? Its us down here that are paying for you poor fucks up there. Yall run around dealin drugs and drivin ricers, while we make the money and get it taken away thanks to that pathetic excuse for a president. I think my grandma has more experience than he does…
Gotta stop shitting on the North…we’re home to the best schools, the best banks and law firms, the best vacation spots, and the oldest money. You may frat hard down South but let’s not forget that the first frats were founded above the M-D…
Fact: The first fraternity was founded at William & Mary in Virginia, a member of the confederacy.
Question: If the best vacation spots are in the north, why do all you GDI assholes come down and ruin my beach experience in Hilton Head?
There’s a reason everyone with money is leaving the north… actually reasons. The taxes suck, the people suck, the weather sucks. I can’t think of a single selling point that the north has, other than it isn’t Canada.
It’s difficult to address so many broad and unfounded statements, but there are three comments I feel should be addressed:
1. I don’t vote for Democrats. My family doesn’t vote for Democrats. My friends don’t vote for Democrats. Even if we did vote Dem, we can afford the taxes and still be rich anyway. Sucks that you guys are that desperate, but I guess it’s not all that out of character.
2. You haven’t vacationed in the North? Have you ever seen a mountain? Or a pair of skis? Have you ever had a real reason to use your Sperrys? Do Nantucket, the Vineyard, the Cape, the Maine coast, Lake Placid, and Stowe/Killington mean anything at all to you?
3. You say you have the hottest girls and claim to be such hot shit yourselves, yet all 10 of the 10 Most Obese States are below your beloved Mason-Dixon Line. Connecticut, Mass, and DC all make it into the top 5 leanest.
1. Just because you know a few people that live in the north and happen to vote for some liberal RINOs, doesn’t negate the fact that the north is full of liberals who are so damn stupid that they honestly believe the government could do a better job running their lives than they could ever do.
2. No, I don’t vacation in the north. I don’t find abandoned rust belt factories an appealing vacation. If I wanted to ski, I wouldn’t do it in the hills of Vermont. If I want to go to a beach, I’d go where there are nice beaches and warm weather (i.e. the south). The only time I go to that frigid hellhole is when I am obligated to see the reject liberal members of my extended family that live up there to fit in with the other losers.
3. You’ve never been to an SEC school. There’s no comparison between your nasty liberal northern butch dikes and an SEC sorority lady.
Now stop pretending to be fratty and go get married to another dude.
Hahaha once again your unsubstantiated claims aren’t even worth addressing.
But of course I’ve never been to a SEC school…in the North, when we’re rich and smart, we go to private schools that are actually selective about who they admit. Too bad Vandy is the only one in the SEC that admits less than 50%…
But for sure, I’ll marry an Ivy League dude who brings in 20M a year at Goldman while you go off and run Daddy’s lawnmowing business, and I’ll love every minute of my Volvo-driving, latte-sipping, NYC life.
Oldest money? Lets not forget the industries that established this country in global trade…tobacco, cotton, and corn; major products of where…the south!
Owning miles and miles of land and being a 6th generation land owner. TFM.
Yea if all of us are moving north then why are they three fasting growing cities and economies located in TEXAS?
Why is it so windy in the South?
Because the North BLOWS!
“It’s the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark looking like you’re riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It’s depressing… The biggest thing I don’t like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?”
He probably wrote this while wearing cargo shorts and a graphic t…
14 years ago at 11:52 amBeing unoriginal is NF
14 years ago at 12:20 pmjim bro laws is a bad ass name.
14 years ago at 6:51 pmMove to the North? Its us down here that are paying for you poor fucks up there. Yall run around dealin drugs and drivin ricers, while we make the money and get it taken away thanks to that pathetic excuse for a president. I think my grandma has more experience than he does…
Now run along
14 years ago at 1:20 pmThis is totalfratmove.com, take this shit down.
14 years ago at 1:29 pmGotta stop shitting on the North…we’re home to the best schools, the best banks and law firms, the best vacation spots, and the oldest money. You may frat hard down South but let’s not forget that the first frats were founded above the M-D…
14 years ago at 1:40 pmFact: The first fraternity was founded at William & Mary in Virginia, a member of the confederacy.
Question: If the best vacation spots are in the north, why do all you GDI assholes come down and ruin my beach experience in Hilton Head?
There’s a reason everyone with money is leaving the north… actually reasons. The taxes suck, the people suck, the weather sucks. I can’t think of a single selling point that the north has, other than it isn’t Canada.
14 years ago at 3:06 pmand if the north is so great, why do you keep voting for Democrats to take away money from the red states to subsidize you lazy blue state jackasses?
14 years ago at 3:07 pmThe north sucks. Get over it. Our girls are hotter, weather is better, people are nicer, and we frat way harder.
14 years ago at 3:18 pmThe best vacation spots in the north?? I’ve never vacationed in the north. Ever. Stupid comment.
14 years ago at 4:26 pmIt’s difficult to address so many broad and unfounded statements, but there are three comments I feel should be addressed:
1. I don’t vote for Democrats. My family doesn’t vote for Democrats. My friends don’t vote for Democrats. Even if we did vote Dem, we can afford the taxes and still be rich anyway. Sucks that you guys are that desperate, but I guess it’s not all that out of character.
2. You haven’t vacationed in the North? Have you ever seen a mountain? Or a pair of skis? Have you ever had a real reason to use your Sperrys? Do Nantucket, the Vineyard, the Cape, the Maine coast, Lake Placid, and Stowe/Killington mean anything at all to you?
3. You say you have the hottest girls and claim to be such hot shit yourselves, yet all 10 of the 10 Most Obese States are below your beloved Mason-Dixon Line. Connecticut, Mass, and DC all make it into the top 5 leanest.
Oh, it feels good to be rich, right, and srat.
14 years ago at 5:56 pmIn the north, Republicans are liberal.
In the South, Republicans are conservative.
In the north, girls wear jeans and burkas to football games.
In the South, girls wear dresses and purses to carry our bourbon.
In the north, hair gel is in style.
In the South, we don’t spike our hair.
In the north, “Frat”stars wear hoodies.
In the South, even the GDIs DON’t wear hoddies.
I could go on forever but the North is for GDI volvo driving, latte sipping, rainbow flagging waving, obamacare loving, tax hiking liberals.
14 years ago at 6:59 pm1. Just because you know a few people that live in the north and happen to vote for some liberal RINOs, doesn’t negate the fact that the north is full of liberals who are so damn stupid that they honestly believe the government could do a better job running their lives than they could ever do.
2. No, I don’t vacation in the north. I don’t find abandoned rust belt factories an appealing vacation. If I wanted to ski, I wouldn’t do it in the hills of Vermont. If I want to go to a beach, I’d go where there are nice beaches and warm weather (i.e. the south). The only time I go to that frigid hellhole is when I am obligated to see the reject liberal members of my extended family that live up there to fit in with the other losers.
3. You’ve never been to an SEC school. There’s no comparison between your nasty liberal northern butch dikes and an SEC sorority lady.
Now stop pretending to be fratty and go get married to another dude.
14 years ago at 7:16 pmHahaha once again your unsubstantiated claims aren’t even worth addressing.
But of course I’ve never been to a SEC school…in the North, when we’re rich and smart, we go to private schools that are actually selective about who they admit. Too bad Vandy is the only one in the SEC that admits less than 50%…
But for sure, I’ll marry an Ivy League dude who brings in 20M a year at Goldman while you go off and run Daddy’s lawnmowing business, and I’ll love every minute of my Volvo-driving, latte-sipping, NYC life.
14 years ago at 7:59 pmOh honey.
Jealously just doesn’t suit you. Green really isn’t your color.
Now you run along and keep thinking that you are fratty and maybe one day when you move down here you’ll be able to achieve your dream.
14 years ago at 8:04 pmI bet you look like Hillary Clinton, go to Wellsley, and cheer for Sherman in Gods and Generals. Yankee bitches = NF.
14 years ago at 9:01 pmFucking uneducated rednecks.
14 years ago at 1:55 pmIt’s halftime bitch! Hope you’re prepared for round 2!
14 years ago at 2:47 pmFucking uneducated liberal GDI douchebag faggot. Go get married to your life-mate.
14 years ago at 3:12 pmOldest money? Lets not forget the industries that established this country in global trade…tobacco, cotton, and corn; major products of where…the south!
Owning miles and miles of land and being a 6th generation land owner. TFM.
14 years ago at 2:37 pmYea if all of us are moving north then why are they three fasting growing cities and economies located in TEXAS?
14 years ago at 4:06 pmWhy is it so windy in the South?
Because the North BLOWS!
The north is the only place with enough GDI’s to work for me
14 years ago at 6:13 pmI’ve never slept with anyone from the north, and I can guarantee you that I never will.
14 years ago at 6:20 pmya it’s prubably because you’re too ugly to leave the cabin.
14 years ago at 3:55 pm“It’s the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark looking like you’re riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It’s depressing… The biggest thing I don’t like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?”
-John Rocker’s feelings on New York
14 years ago at 7:35 pm