The Boston University Student Who Set A World Record For Juggling While Running SLAYS
7 years ago

You’ve probably seen him on campus before. He’s the guy surrounded by a crowd of beautiful women. One by one, they swoon as the words flow off of his lips with a silky smoothness that you could only dream of.

“Who wants to see me juggle some balls?” he asks as an immense flood engulfs the quad, making Noah turn over in his ancient grave.

Boston University student Zach Prescott is one smooth cat. Not only does he dedicate his life to the ever-challenging sport of running, but he ALSO can juggle. You might be thinking, “Oh come on; everybody says they can juggle.” Believe us, though — when it comes to the juggling game, Zach is no slouch. The dude can toss some balls. In fact, he’s so good at it that he can do so WHILE he’s running and set a new record for that very specific feat in the process.

From Sports Illustrated:

Boston University student Zach Prescott ran a 4:43.2 mile while juggling three balls to break a record that has stood for 32 years. The previous record of 4:43.80 was run by American Kirk Swenson in 1986.

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Not fishing for a compliment or anything, but I once ran an eight-minute mile while carrying copious amounts of shame and failed expectations on my back. That pales in comparison to this feat, though. I can’t imagine being half as talented as this king.

Just consider the laser focus it took Zach to lock in on the task at hand when he knew full well the hero’s treatment he would receive upon completion. They’ll throw him a parade, give up a key to the city, and the women — oh, the women that will flock. Let’s hope he can juggle side chicks, too.

It didn’t come without adversity, though. The last time Zach attempted to break the record, it ended in horrible tragedy.

GET OFF THE TRACK. Does no one see a world-class athlete working here? It takes a lot of guts to be able to pick up the balls and try again after getting so close and failing.

We’re still waiting on an official video of this milestone event. Here’s to hoping we don’t have to wait too long.

On behalf of all of us inferior men who could never accomplish this, I’d like to say congratulations, Zach. Enjoy the fame and fortune. You deserve it.

[via Sports Illustrated]

Image via Twitter

  2. Butanefratoil

    The only way to fuck botd is to be content with losing half your wealth because this crazy bitch will suck the life out of you

    7 years ago at 4:07 pm
      2. Butanefratoil

        AND YOU STILL HAVE A MANGINA!!! CHECKMATE FUCKASS MANGINA HAVING BUTTNUGGET, HUMAN TOILET, DICK SUCKING, SEARSUCKERED FART INHALER, LOOSE DOORKNOB JACKING OFF EROTIC ASPHYXIATION, DRAGON DILDO RIDING VIRGIN. I HOPE MOMMY TAKES AWAY ALL YOUR GOOD BOY POINTS AND FORGETS TO BUY YOUR TENDIES

        7 years ago at 9:08 pm
      3. thevaginator

        TL;DR- kid is a dorm dwelling billionaire virgin

        Over 100bil? Seriously I’m so fucking sick of your shit. Let’s just give you the benefit of the doubt here. Youre richer than all of us and have that type of expendable cash. With that type of money you have the world at your fingertips and honestly will do anything and everything you want because that’s just how the world works, it’s bought. You could literally walk into the most exclusive hotel in the world and do whatever fucking jackassery bullshit you want. But you instead decide to shit post on TFM? You could bring lingerie models around the world and jizz all over their faces non stop but you have time to shit post on here? You’re fucking kidding me. I know people whose family is well off enough that they and a few friends whom the one person pays for it all, who follow bands and artists all over the country year round. They aren’t even close to the 100mil range because you don’t need to be. Anything 50-60+ mil gets you the exclusive life, your kids can do whatever with their friends and live their dreams while they’re young. Yet you claim 100 fucking billion dollars? Is there even family’s with that type of money? You’re so full of shit, fuck you, fuck your poor ass family that probably had to take out a second mortgage to pay for your autism bills and likely have paid lawyer fees to keep sexual harassment charges off your record. Seriously fuck you and your dozens of accounts. I said before fighting you wouldn’t do justice. You’ll probably end up like that troll who threatened to shoot a school and get fucked hard in the ass by some 12inch cockaloid murderer in prison. This is the reaction you want because you’re simply a troll, shit posting from his dormroom playing world of Warcraft. Maybe one day you’ll bullshit your way into a decent IT job in your late 20’s and end up dating some loser ass girl who got left in the dust because all the quality girls get cuffed early around 22-24, because winners find each other, as if you’d understand winning and being successful, but, good for you then because you’ll finally experience pussy, it’s something no one should die without experiencing. Back to the point, if you’re really some billionaire you could go around shitting on everyone in real life. You could shit on someone’s wife at a bar and get away with it, but yet you decide to come to TFM and just talk shit in every post. You could show everyone up anywhere you go in real life and talk to real millionaires like their plebs. But you come here? See the loophole in your story? Whatever cheif. Enjoy your Warcraft on a 1050TI because the that’s the best you can afford on your subway employee budget. Drunk rant over
        PS. The most you’ve ever made in this world is the collection of semen on your my little pony doll fuckface

        7 years ago at 9:36 pm
      5. thevaginator

        You honestly think I give a shit about upvotes on a dying website? You’re not that smart kid. Better step it up before I see you on interview day.

        7 years ago at 10:24 pm
      9. thevaginator

        Look who’s talking. Also tell your mom I’m proud of her for coming back so quickly after her anus prolapsed. Didn’t miss a single Mclosers mom Monday

        7 years ago at 10:22 pm
      11. Wraith

        A normal person doesn’t save a random post for cut and paste purposes. It is a crazy ex-GF move that lends validity to the supposition that you are, in fact, a girl. You’ve been salty today, that time of the month?

        7 years ago at 10:48 pm
      13. Butanefratoil

        Jeez is that all you have? Are you so much of a cuckold that you keep this around and jerk off to it? I fucking roasted you kid

        7 years ago at 2:13 am
      14. Fratty McFratFrat

        Your drunk rant was the best thing I’ve read on this site since Bacon left. And the fact that he copied and saved it is proof that you occupy all of the space in his head that I don’t occupy. Congratulations.

        7 years ago at 5:04 am
      17. thevaginator

        I guarantee it took me less time to find that than it did for you to write it, little man.

        7 years ago at 12:20 pm
      18. thevaginator

        I have 5 losers dancing on the same thread and NONE of you pussies have the balls to say something to my face. I own all of you.

        7 years ago at 12:22 pm
      22. thevaginator

        Say it to my face then kid. Prove to us that you’re not a sorry little bitch

        7 years ago at 10:59 pm
      24. thevaginator

        Yep just what I thought. Another little pussy who likes to run his mouth but then is the first one to run away when he gets called out on it. Just keep dancing little man.

        7 years ago at 3:36 pm
  3. JoePaaaa

    Pretty bold lie that he prolapses our mother’s anus’s considering he has a MANGINA. Now take the bait and dance for us kid!

    7 years ago at 8:17 pm
    1. thevaginator

      Hate to break it to ya kid but you’re the one dancing. Give us another little man

      7 years ago at 8:23 pm
      1. JoePaaaa

        AND HE TAKES THE BAIT! Keep dancing junior. You’re the puppet on our string

        7 years ago at 8:25 pm
      3. JoePaaaa

        That’s what your mother said last night when she told me to bust inside of her. “Give us another little man”

        7 years ago at 9:22 pm
      4. JoePaaaa

        Couldn’t do it so I blew on her face instead. I can’t have another little vaginator infecting our souls

        7 years ago at 9:24 pm
      5. thevaginator

        I got you on a string kid. Might and well give us one more. Go on little guy. Take this bait yet again.

        7 years ago at 9:37 pm
    1. thevaginator

      Kid you’ve been getting obliterated since you showed up here. You might as well just start dancing now

      7 years ago at 11:09 pm