Brazil’s Miss Bumbum Competition Is All About Ass
I’m not an ass man. I am firmly in Camp Big Tits when it comes to the age-old debate of boobs and ass. However, the 2014 “Miss Bumbum” competition in Brazil makes me question my allegiances to biology’s greatest invention since multi-celled life.
This is not a beauty pageant that focuses on the usual physical features that judges look for. No, gentlemen, this pageant, if summed up in only two words, is about one thing: dat ass. The women involved in Brazil’s battle of the butts apparently have to give up a lot of things to stay competitive–things like sweets and drinking on the weekends. However, the result is something da Vinci himself would call a masterpiece.
If you’re capable of doing so without awkwardly wandering around your house or summer internship with a huge boner, take a look at some of the photos. They’re a great argument for Team Ass’s assertion that the booty is the superior weapon in every attractive woman’s arsenal.
Images via Miss Bumbum Brasil
Those things aren’t gonna spank themselves
11 years ago at 11:41 amBrazil is doing it right
11 years ago at 12:10 pmBrazilian girls are extra thick.
11 years ago at 12:17 pmNow this is something I can really get behind
11 years ago at 12:33 pmSuch fine butts to pee in.
11 years ago at 12:48 pmPetition for the USA to start a Miss Bumbum Compettion
11 years ago at 12:49 pmPetition for the USA to start a Miss Bumbum Competition
11 years ago at 12:49 pmPhilanthropy event of the century.
11 years ago at 1:48 pmThis is something I could get behind
11 years ago at 2:05 pmI was sitting on the toilet while reading this. Damn good timing
11 years ago at 2:18 pm