Brazzers Is Giving All U.S. College Students (You Included) Free Premium Porn All Semester Long

Schermerhorny Johnson8 years ago

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

You’ve gone three whole months stuck in your hometown, scouting for talent that you know you’ll never discover. Subsequently, you scour the bowels of the internet night after night, contracting virus after virus through your incognito page (you’ve gotten rid of your antivirus software because you claim it’s “so much better browsing rawdog”).

Now you’re back on campus struggling to get a text back because you forgot how to interact with females. That bottle of Jergens is looking more and more appealing with each passing minute. Lucky for you, TFM found something to lift your spirits and your manhood.

Brazzers is giving all U.S. college students the deal of a lifetime.

Now you can strike out at the bar with confidence knowing that sweet lady Brazzers has everything you need to forget about how trash your game is. High-definition videos from the world’s best porn site will be available to you at the click of a button for FREE. No more tugging your stick to the five second Brazzers ads that pop up in the right margin of those uncultured free websites.

The offer ends September 5, so get after it before you miss out; for the first time in your sexual life, finishing fast should be your goal here. Just submit the necessary information they require before the offer ends and you’ll be making Greek yogurt nonstop like your last name was Yoplait..

[via YouTube]

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