Christian Ponder and ESPN’s Samantha Steele Engaged (UPDATE: Engagement Ring Photo)
12 years ago

An anonymous source has confirmed that starting Minnesota Vikings quarterback, Christian Ponder, and ESPN’s Samantha Steele are engaged to be married after only one month of dating.

According to a source close to Steele, Ponder proposed with Christmas lights made out to say, “Marry Me.” Steele accepted, and now has an engagement ring that our source says, “Looks like a Super Bowl ring.” Ironic, considering Ponder will probably never get one.

Suck on this breaking news, ESPN.

UPDATE:

Steele has now confirmed the engagement, and here are your exclusive photos of his proposal Christmas lights, and her engagement ring:

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  2. Sleazy Asshole

    Dorn, I’m going to fart in an envelope with a fake return address and overnight it to your office. Let me know how it turns out.

    12 years ago at 10:08 pm
  4. Old Dirt Hill

    Dude tries pussy for the first time and wants to wife it up, fucking amateur hour

    12 years ago at 12:27 am
  5. 1734

    Rule number one of the pussy paddle: Don’t put the pussy on a pedestal.

    Clearly ponder missed this crucial pledging lesson

    12 years ago at 12:31 am
  8. Guantanabro Bay

    Apparently he forgot that it isn’t 1950, plenty of attractive women will have sex with you even if you aren’t married to them.

    12 years ago at 9:38 am