Breaking: Infamous ‘Butt Pee’ Picture Released
We’ve all heard about it. We’ve all discussed it. We’ve all argued about its actual existence. Even after I opened the image in my email that one fateful day back in the spring, I wondered if it was a mirage, or if I was, in fact, staring at the asshole of a young person bent over and taking a healthy dose of urine by one of our soulless TFM users, with a little penis head in view to verify the stream’s source.
Alas, it was real all along. After countless refusals to post the photo by the TFM staff, the butt pee-er has released it himself. You all know him as Jerry Fratdusky, all-star TFM personality and troll. Because of the heinous and graphic nature of the image, we will not be embedding the photo here. A link to Fratdusky’s Twitter account, where the grand reveal occurred, will have to suffice.
Every time some innocent young lady’s anus is micturated upon in this fair internet, I’m supposed to post it for the world to see?
Click here for Fratdusky’s Twitter account.
These are sick people, folks. Sick, sick people.
Image via Parent24.com
FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS
12 years ago at 9:31 pmBy the way Dorno, thank you for breaking the most important news story ever to grace TFM history, despite many of us having seen it already.
12 years ago at 9:33 pmI came.
12 years ago at 9:35 pmyeah I remember seeing this a few months back, wonder who it was who made it go public
12 years ago at 9:38 pm^^^ “Many of us” being, what, 20 people? What a dumb post.
12 years ago at 9:45 pm^ No need to get pissy, Dorn.
12 years ago at 10:44 pm^^ Secrets secrets are no fun.
12 years ago at 11:45 pmSecrets secrets hurt someone.
Let me tell you how it all began;
A little secret got out of hand.
We all know, Dorn.
^^^ I enjoy how Dorn does not take shit from anyone.
12 years ago at 1:05 amDorn has been highly salty recently. Not sure how I feel about it.
12 years ago at 2:07 amHe’s getting old and cynical… and has prostrate cancer.
12 years ago at 10:30 am^
12 years ago at 11:27 am^^ Cancer of the placement of the body in a reverentially or submissively prone position.
12 years ago at 12:06 pm^ For all his hubris, I always knew Dorn enjoyed various submissive positions. That cancer, though. That’s some shit. Sorry to hear about it, old sport.
12 years ago at 12:13 pmfirst
12 years ago at 9:32 pmDamnit. Laps taken.
12 years ago at 9:32 pmHAHAHA FUUUCCCKKK YOUUUU
12 years ago at 9:33 pm^
12 years ago at 10:24 amFinally I can masturbate!
12 years ago at 9:33 pmyou don’t have a full size mirror?
12 years ago at 11:39 pmHALLELUJAH
12 years ago at 9:33 pmAre you sure that isn’t a 7 year old boy?
12 years ago at 12:08 pmYou call that a penis?
12 years ago at 9:35 pmYeah most people use the term penis I believe.
12 years ago at 9:37 pmI like to call mine Sergeant Slapherface
12 years ago at 9:43 pmI named mine Matthew. No reason why, I just liked the name
12 years ago at 10:26 pmEx-President Garfield.
12 years ago at 10:33 pmmy Danny Woodhead. That’s not even a joke. I just think he’s a good player. Wanted to name my penis after him.
12 years ago at 10:34 pm^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tn0G2CUp6U
12 years ago at 5:44 pmThat’s a dude.
12 years ago at 9:36 pmConsider me Miles Davis.
12 years ago at 9:37 pmthat is golden
12 years ago at 9:38 pm^ something was done here
12 years ago at 9:43 pmto all you inbreds talking shit on California, this guy’s twitter cover-photo was taken at my school: USC.
12 years ago at 9:39 pmAllow me to enumerate the number of people that give a fuck.
12 years ago at 9:41 pm^^ Fuck you and the long board you road in on.
12 years ago at 10:14 pm^It’s rode* champ. Take a lap.
12 years ago at 10:20 pmI’m not even sure how to react…
12 years ago at 9:39 pmSpeechless, disgusted, relieved it’s actually real. I had less emotions when my dog died and that was a horrible day.