BREAKING: Honey Badger Gone

We have an impromptu presser in progress. Rumors are hitting the wire that it’s about the Honey Badger. We’ll see, but it seems like sort of a big deal.

  1. CGerdes

    Damn you know what would really hit the spot? Some fail friday… Someone is just too hungover to put up the column.

    12 years ago at 11:06 am
    1. The_Confederacy

      Don’t tell me he’s left his football career to join a boy band! The horror

      12 years ago at 11:09 am
  2. Tallapoosa Snu

    That crazy nastyass honey badger went and snorted him some cocaine… who woulda thought. Just a guess. On the other hand, he always seemed like an “academic fraud” kinda guy to me.

    12 years ago at 11:18 am
  3. the_tide

    Wow. Sucks to suck LSU. There goes any chances of you winning the SEC West. Roll Tide.

    12 years ago at 11:19 am
    1. NattyisFratty

      i dont think losing one member of the team is going to affect there chances at winning the sec west…

      12 years ago at 11:21 am
    2. Dennis Reynolds

      ^^ Agreed, but only because he is an overrated shitty cover corner who was able to play recklessly because of the dominance of his teammates.

      12 years ago at 11:29 am
    3. JudgeFraterson

      If you have swamp donkeys on your team named Barkeveous Mingo…there IS hope. Dude can ball but I will say RMFTR in closing.

      12 years ago at 11:33 am
    4. Brosheppus

      ^^I almost ruined my monitors with projectile coffee when I read “swamp donkey”.

      12 years ago at 11:59 am
    5. JudgeFraterson

      Y’all are all very welcome and for the record Louisana isn’t the only state in the union with “coonasses.” See lower MS, AL and FL panhandle.

      12 years ago at 12:12 pm