BREAKING: Read The Letter Dan Bilzerian’s Lawyer Wrote To Porn Star Who Dan Threw Off A Roof
Several weeks ago, we reported on the story of poker playboy and All-American badass Dan Bilzerian picking up a naked porn star–quite literally by her vagina–atop a roof and tossing her into the pool below. She grabbed his shirt upon release, altering her intended trajectory. The result was a broken foot, as she clipped the edge of the pool while descending.
The sequence of events can be seen HERE.
I broke my foot today.
— Janice Griffith (@thejanicexxx) April 24, 2014
Janice Griffith, the injured porn star, is now threatening to sue Dan. Dan’s lawyer responded to Griffith’s counsel with the letter below, one that we have obtained fucking exclusively. His response is perhaps exactly how you’d imagine Dan Bilzerian’s lawyer would respond to a poor attempt at reaching into his client’s deep pockets–with just a tinge of asshole.
Enjoy.
Roasted.
Image via Instagram
Fucking epic last paragraph
11 years ago at 8:35 pmI enjoyed our brief correspondence?
11 years ago at 8:38 pmIs that a paragraph numbnuts?
11 years ago at 8:39 pmAffirmative.
11 years ago at 8:47 pmI don’t make the rules skippy
11 years ago at 8:51 pmPlease, by all means, try harder.
11 years ago at 9:23 pmI’ll take a tall black coffee tomorrow you fucking English Major.
11 years ago at 11:41 pmOk I lost this round
11 years ago at 5:38 amWell played, WildBillQuantrill.
11 years ago at 3:56 pmThis guy makes Saul look like a bitch
11 years ago at 8:37 pmGoddamnit even his lawyer is cooler than ours.
11 years ago at 8:37 pmMy mental image of his reaction to his final proofread:
11 years ago at 9:12 pmBeing this guy’s lawyer has to be the best fucking legal job on the planet.
11 years ago at 11:26 pmMy last pay check was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour’s sister has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week. I can’t believe how easy it was once I tried it out.
This is what I do,,,,,,,,,
warpjobs.com
GO TO THE SITE FOR MORE INFO AND HELP……………..
11 years ago at 6:22 amI understand everyone is trying to hustle man. Believe me, I’m a hustler myself. Let me help you out. This is the wrong target market. You may want to try jezebel.com. They have really smart people over there that would take advantage of your amazing offer. These guys would probably just blow you up with a mortar in the desert.
Very truly yours,
10 years ago at 1:31 pmSleazy
Power move.
11 years ago at 8:40 pm“He will probably blow it up with a mortar in the desert.” TFM
11 years ago at 8:40 pmOur chapter could use a lawyer like Dan’s.
11 years ago at 8:41 pmBid.
11 years ago at 8:46 pmFurther investigation on her twitter account 10/10, sailboat free, would pee.
11 years ago at 8:50 pmNever heard that one before bud.
11 years ago at 12:03 am“Very truly yours”
11 years ago at 8:51 pm