BREAKING: Read The Letter Dan Bilzerian’s Lawyer Wrote To Porn Star Who Dan Threw Off A Roof
Several weeks ago, we reported on the story of poker playboy and All-American badass Dan Bilzerian picking up a naked porn star–quite literally by her vagina–atop a roof and tossing her into the pool below. She grabbed his shirt upon release, altering her intended trajectory. The result was a broken foot, as she clipped the edge of the pool while descending.
The sequence of events can be seen HERE.
I broke my foot today.
— Janice Griffith (@thejanicexxx) April 24, 2014
Janice Griffith, the injured porn star, is now threatening to sue Dan. Dan’s lawyer responded to Griffith’s counsel with the letter below, one that we have obtained fucking exclusively. His response is perhaps exactly how you’d imagine Dan Bilzerian’s lawyer would respond to a poor attempt at reaching into his client’s deep pockets–with just a tinge of asshole.
Enjoy.
Roasted.
Image via Instagram
Tragi-comic things. TFM.
11 years ago at 9:08 pmWhy is the name in the signature blacked out? Dan has publicly referenced and tagged his attorney on his Instagram account.
11 years ago at 9:08 pmI was asked to.
11 years ago at 10:19 pmIf he asked for a tug, would you do that too?
11 years ago at 11:14 pmDon’t excite Dorn too much…
11 years ago at 12:01 amYes.
11 years ago at 9:12 amKinda makes me want to switch to pre-law…
11 years ago at 9:44 pmwow, that letter was the most professional/dominating letter i’v ever read
11 years ago at 9:44 pmPhi fucking phi
11 years ago at 10:18 pmFuck pike.
11 years ago at 7:00 am#fatpussies
11 years ago at 10:28 pmhttp://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1377011016_clint-nod.gif
11 years ago at 11:10 pm‘Very few people I know would make that choice”. TFM.
11 years ago at 11:54 pmWhat kind of a kinky scene involves a dude throwing a chick off the roof by the vagina?
11 years ago at 12:36 amIf you’re asking the question, you don’t want to know.
11 years ago at 3:27 pm