BREAKING: Read The Letter Dan Bilzerian’s Lawyer Wrote To Porn Star Who Dan Threw Off A Roof

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Several weeks ago, we reported on the story of poker playboy and All-American badass Dan Bilzerian picking up a naked porn star–quite literally by her vagina–atop a roof and tossing her into the pool below. She grabbed his shirt upon release, altering her intended trajectory. The result was a broken foot, as she clipped the edge of the pool while descending.

The sequence of events can be seen HERE.

Man, that’s so Dan–the picking up beautiful, naked women by the vagina and throwing them part, not the injuring helpless women part. The stunt was part of a contractual agreement with Hustler. They were on the scene filming some kind of kinky pool scene, one could suppose. It didn’t go as planned, clearly.

Janice Griffith, the injured porn star, is now threatening to sue Dan. Dan’s lawyer responded to Griffith’s counsel with the letter below, one that we have obtained fucking exclusively. His response is perhaps exactly how you’d imagine Dan Bilzerian’s lawyer would respond to a poor attempt at reaching into his client’s deep pockets–with just a tinge of asshole.

Enjoy.

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Roasted.

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