BREAKING: Read The Letter Dan Bilzerian’s Lawyer Wrote To Porn Star Who Dan Threw Off A Roof
Several weeks ago, we reported on the story of poker playboy and All-American badass Dan Bilzerian picking up a naked porn star–quite literally by her vagina–atop a roof and tossing her into the pool below. She grabbed his shirt upon release, altering her intended trajectory. The result was a broken foot, as she clipped the edge of the pool while descending.
The sequence of events can be seen HERE.
I broke my foot today.
— Janice Griffith (@thejanicexxx) April 24, 2014
Janice Griffith, the injured porn star, is now threatening to sue Dan. Dan’s lawyer responded to Griffith’s counsel with the letter below, one that we have obtained fucking exclusively. His response is perhaps exactly how you’d imagine Dan Bilzerian’s lawyer would respond to a poor attempt at reaching into his client’s deep pockets–with just a tinge of asshole.
Enjoy.
Roasted.
Image via Instagram
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