British Tourist Goes Viral After Uploading Video Of Himself Snorting Cocaine Off Pablo Escobar’s Grave

El Taco7 years ago

What do you think of when someone says “dream vacation?” Is it the ocean washing sand between your toes as you sip a Bahama Mama? Or is it flying halfway across the world to snort cocaine off the grave of a deceased drug kingpin? Don’t answer it out loud, just know that there IS a right and wrong answer.

A British tourist was recently captured on video dumping some cocaine out on Pablo Escobar’s grave, rolling up a fiver, and snorting that shit.

There’s no better way to show the world that you do cocaine AND have massive, low-hanging balls than filming yourself snorting at the kingpin’s grave.

I’m assuming Brits didn’t fly over to Colombia with their stash safely locked away in their carry-ons. That means they had to fly over to Colombia, check into their hotel or AirBnB or hostel or whatever, meet a guy named BoBo (I’m assuming) in a sketch-ass alley, and hand over a wad of Colombian pesos to purchase some Colombia bam bam. Living to tell that story alone would be quite the venture; Snorting off the grave of the grandfather of cocaine smuggling is just icing on the cake.

I’m sure that this video going viral will make them heroes in their workplaces and with their bosses. Choo choo, Here comes to promotion train!

[via YouTube]

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