Browns Fan Bongs Beer Out Of Female Mannequin’s Crotch

Harrison Lee11 years ago

Eating fake vagina and chugging beer: that’s what Cleveland does. Or at least that’s what they do at their tailgates. One Browns fan, who’s probably having a tough time closing with the real ladies, took a female mannequin and turned it into a beer bong. The catch is that the beer flows out of her cooch.

The only problem with this is that they are highly misrepresenting how Cleveland women look in a bikini. That mannequin needs to put on about 35 pounds and grow some chest hair. Given the team’s name and how they typically fare, the beer should be coming out of the other end..