Bryce Harper Gets More Frat by the Day
Bryce Harper is really, really good at baseball, and he plays the sport with an admirable “fuck you” mentality. “Hit me with a pitch? Fuck you, I’m stealing home.” Bryce Harper is also gifted with an impressively blatant TFTC attitude. However that attitude has at times been overplayed. Sure he’s liable to give the quality hilarious quote (see: question, clown) but more often than not the kid has kept his head down and played hard, surprisingly only acting out when it is somewhat appropriate to do so. Bryce Harper is top recruit in his pledge class, and he knows it, but all in all he’s still been a good, respectful pledge.
The latest example of this is the respect for his elders he showed the other day after a game against the Atlanta Braves. Harper, who was left off the initial National League All-Star team roster, is in the running to be voted in by the fans for the last spot. He’s up against four other players, including future Hall of Famer and legendarily frat third baseman Chipper Jones of the Atlanta Braves. Jones, of course, is in the last year of his historic career. He plans to retire at the end of the season. When asked who he thought should get the last spot, Harper deferred to Jones, saying that if he was going to vote, he would do so for Chipper.
The kid respects the legend, just like any good pledge should. Good on you Bryce Harper.
Harper won’t be casting an official vote, but the rest of you can here.
Help send Chipper off in style, and then watch as the MLB’s newest frat star rises into his own legend.
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12 years ago at 3:26 pmwho let harper bang their slam?
12 years ago at 4:33 pmBryce Harper is NF. He doesn’t drink or party, at all, ever. It doesn’t matter how few fucks he gives.
12 years ago at 3:28 pmIt’s his personality that is fratty as fuck, not his lifestyle.
12 years ago at 3:29 pm^THATS WHAT I TELL EVERYONE! Its not the hoodie and the smirnoff, but the person WEARING and drinking it.
12 years ago at 3:31 pm^Fuck You
12 years ago at 3:52 pm^^Do you have any idea how much poon Harper pulls?
Sure, he’s a Mormon. But how strictly does he follow all that stupid bullshit and how much of it does he go along with to maintain a good public image?
This clever bit of image-upkeep allows him to bag all different kinds of women, such as classy ladies that he takes to a nice seafood dinner and, after absolutely demolishing their vagina, never calls again.
Bryce Harper FaF
^^^^ Not sure if your trying to troll like the rest of the virgins on this website but if you are being serious, you are a fucking idiot. Obviously a MLB player isn’t going to have the definition of a typical “TFM” lifestyle, please play russian roulette with a shotgun to your balls. Good day, bitch.
12 years ago at 4:42 pm^^ I was referring to his lifestyle choices of drinking and partying, not his ability to pull. That is unquestioned.
12 years ago at 5:05 pm^^Pee Buttermore is your name. I could just stop there.
“a MLB player isn’t going to have the definition of a typical “TFM” lifestyle”
what the fuck? baseball is by far one of the most frat sports.
I would dismantle the rest of your stupid ass flawed logic, but that quote seems to be the only real idea you presented.
12 years ago at 5:26 pmBesides the other 75% of your comment where you insulted me.
Damn you got me
^Hey why don’t you try harder champ? My comment was directed to TripBill. Sit the fuck down idiot.
12 years ago at 7:17 pm.
12 years ago at 3:28 pm..
12 years ago at 3:30 pm^^
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12 years ago at 3:09 pmWhen will people realize how much better Mike Trout is than Harper?
12 years ago at 4:53 pm^
12 years ago at 4:57 pmSit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Harper>Trout
12 years ago at 8:36 pmBased off what? His little league travel ball stats? Trout has better numbers in every area. Please show me why Bryce Harper is playing better than Mike Trout.
12 years ago at 8:45 pmTrout has already made the all-star team as a rookie. Harper has not yet and is not deserving…yet. Trout is the PCP
12 years ago at 10:18 pm^^^^^ Harp > Trout because Harper’s the best teenager to hit the majors since Mel Ott.
12 years ago at 11:05 pmThey’re both great players.Trout’s stats are better this year but I think Harper will arguably have the better career
12 years ago at 10:04 am^^ Trout was a teen last year and had better numbers than Harper does right now. Also, best teenager since Mel Ott? I’m sure A-Rod, Griffey Jr., Renteria and others would argue that point.
12 years ago at 11:08 amCalling Bryce Harper fratty is like saying Rosie O’Donnell is hot.
12 years ago at 5:50 pmMike Trout needs more love on the site.
12 years ago at 6:44 pmI would like more than I do now, if he didn’t play in LA.
12 years ago at 10:42 amHarper and Bubba Watson are two athletes considered FaF but I don’t see it.
12 years ago at 10:45 pmHarper’s absolutely the man. AND he’s going to be a big part of why the Nationals will win the NL East this year.
12 years ago at 11:06 pmAgree.
12 years ago at 5:24 amBesides the fact that most ballplayers wear flat-brim hats, baseball is the frattiest team sport. The attire that is considered “NF’ is just a product of the game they play. All in all, Harper is living the dream, doing what everyone on this site would give away their first born to do. He doesn’t give a fuck. He rocked a mohawk like a fucking rooster, and stares down veteran pitchers as 19 year old. If that’s not the definition of TFTC, i don’t know what is.
12 years ago at 10:04 amFirst Kerry Wood and soon to be Chipper…. what every was left of my childhood is now completely gone. Fuck this shit.
12 years ago at 12:18 pm