Bryce Harper Showed Up To Spring Training Absolutely Jacked Out Of His Mind

Washington Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper apparently did lift this offseason, bro. Harper showed up to Nationals spring training in Orlando, Florida looking like he had just eaten nothing but an entire GNC store from October to February. The 21-year-old is coming off his second season in the bigs, where he hit .274 with 20 bombs in 118 games. Harper had been documenting his offseason fitness regimen on Twitter, but I don’t think anyone knew he would look like Hulk Hogan in his prime.

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Also in the photo, Harper is toting around two boxes of girl scout cookies, Thin Mints and Samoas to be exact. Bet he crushed those in the clubhouse and washed it down with an entire gallon of whole milk. He also appears to be sporting a nice little shiner on his left eye. Maybe his training program included bar fighting randos. Wouldn’t put it past him. If I had traps like that, I’d go around looking for trouble 24/7.

[via CBS Washington]

  1. alzolester

    A few years ago a commenter named NoDayLikeFratterday from Nevada posted about how he grew up with Bryce Harper and that the kid was taking steroids from a very early age due to some kind of birth defect. It’s also mentioned in an official Bryce Harper biography but in rather covert language. Apparently Harper was/is actually prescribed to something that helped him like PED’s. I understand if this would be kept private as he is darling of the MLB and it is a personal medical issue. I would also like to hear more from this guy or maybe some of his other former teammates growing up who know about the situation.

    11 years ago at 10:14 am