Business Insider Ranked The Most Powerful Militaries In The World — Guess Who’s On Top?
The best way to compare military strength among nations is through head-to-head battle. Thankfully, there hasn’t been much of an opportunity these days to do just that. With that in mind, Business Insider took several tangible measures — including active personnel, nukes, budget, and Global Firepower’s power index — and ranked the world’s dominant militaries for us. According to the results, any nation that isn’t America should be thankful it’s not going up against the powerhouse that is the United States military.
We don’t need to chant “scoreboard” — it’s not even close. It’s like watching the University of Mount Union in football: dominating in all phases of the game. We invest nearly five times more than the next highest country. We rule the air by an exponential margin, which coincides with our hefty lead in aircraft carriers. We may not lead in nukes, tanks, submarines, or active personnel, but I like to equate that to us being efficient. Oregon doesn’t need 10 plays to score, so why should we need more active members and nukes to win?
My money is on the United States 100 times out of 100. I will, however, put my entire bank account on the Germans if Vegas has them as a dog against India. Instead of “Angels In The Outfield,” it would be “Hitler In The Battlefield.” I don’t even think it would be close.
Lastly, let’s talk a little about North Korea claiming to have nukes. That fat-faced asshole doesn’t have shit. He’s crazy enough to have used them by now. .
[via Business Insider]
North Korea all the way at the bottom, pussys
11 years ago at 11:19 amyou know its bad when the historically-neutral Switzerland is ranked higher than you…
11 years ago at 11:31 amOr Mexico..
11 years ago at 11:32 amMexico doesn’t even own a single tank.
11 years ago at 1:49 pmI’m sure Mexico just counts on the US if they ever fuck up.
11 years ago at 9:05 amNot sure how they got there if this list is objective they have a more of everything than some countries they were ranked below.
11 years ago at 4:12 pmKim Jong-un counting his dildos as submarines.
11 years ago at 11:25 amOnly because he plays with them in his bathtub.
11 years ago at 1:36 pmHe’s blasting fireworks from Katy Perry while he has Dennis Rodman stroking his miniature submarine.
11 years ago at 3:58 pmRealizing we need more subs cause fuck North Korea
11 years ago at 11:26 amNot to worry, Jimmy. The Virgina-class attack subs are not even halfway through their planned construction. Once they’re complete Uncle Sam will have roughly 90 boats at his disposal.
11 years ago at 12:28 pm
11 years ago at 11:43 amBack to back champs. Sucks our balls commies.
11 years ago at 11:45 amEven though, in both of those wars you reference, those commies were our allies…
11 years ago at 5:36 pmTechnically, in the first war the commits did very little fighting. Most of their fighting was done before the revolution.
11 years ago at 9:47 pmCommies. Damn spell checker.
11 years ago at 9:48 pmRegardless of how much fighting the ruskies did during WWI, they were still (somewhat) on our side. Meg needs to learn some history before making stupid shit remarks
11 years ago at 10:04 pmThe russians left the war in 1917 after their communist revolution. And we may have been allies in world war two, but had truman listened to my homey Patton we would have invaded the ussr after west germany. Blow me.
11 years ago at 8:18 amYou’re homie Patton? I hate you
11 years ago at 1:02 pmYour
11 years ago at 2:37 pmScore another one for the Motherland.

11 years ago at 11:46 amYou’re seriously posting this lib? Invited to Obama social functions and makes a mockery of conservatism…
11 years ago at 11:49 amI would tell you to take laps, but you’re probably winded from trying so hard.
11 years ago at 11:56 amThere is no sympathy, just like in pledgeship.
11 years ago at 12:11 amWhen you’re rooting for America, we’re all on the same team, champ.
11 years ago at 12:05 pmCanada is 16th? Who even knew they had a military? The only thing they lead the world in is being push overs and Tim Bits
11 years ago at 11:51 amWhen has Canada ever been a push over when it comes to military conflicts, exactly?
11 years ago at 1:20 pmYou clearly have no idea what your talking about. They’ve earned their shit in Afghanistan and Iraq among other places, so go bury your head in the dirt.
11 years ago at 5:34 pmI was making a joke based on stereotypes but thanks for this beautiful teaching moment
11 years ago at 1:09 amHey putin and 2nd place russia how do our farts taste?
11 years ago at 11:54 amBring back the “America: The Big Swinging Dick of the World” articles.
11 years ago at 11:56 amhere to save the muthafuckin’ day, yeah!
11 years ago at 12:07 pm