Caitlyn Jenner Once Tried To Hook Daughter Kendall Up With Jordan Spieth, He Declined Because He Didn’t Know Who She Was
10 years ago

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An hour ago, Jordan Spieth was high on my top 10 list of people I’d like to trade lives with. It goes something like Leo, Tom Brady, Bill Gates, and Spieth. That’s the kind of company he’s in. He’s young, famous, one of the world’s best golfers, rich, has a great looking girlfriend, a long, illustrious career ahead of him, gets to travel the world, and until his hairline retreats much further, he’s a good looking guy.

Like I said, though, that was an hour ago. Now he’s just a schmuck who had a chance with Kendall Jenner and absolutely blew it. And while his life is still pretty sweet, it’s also a miserable, soul-crushing existence — that’s if you are to believe ESPN’s Jason Sobel.

According to Sobel, he was told by Caitlyn Jenner that he (I think I use “he” here because this was when he was still Bruce – it’s all so confusing) once tried to hook young Spieth up with his daughter Kendall. Kendall, as 100% of us know, is the hottest girl alive. Spieth declined because he had never heard of her. Do you own a TV, dude?

Imagine coming home to Kendall wearing nothing but your green jacket. Just one of the possibilities.

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      5. FratPoppa

        You keep waving the banner for ole’ Kris K. there. Pretty sure she’ll be single soon too based on recent events involving a tucked dong and makeup.

        10 years ago at 11:17 am
    1. MarineCorps

      He should’ve at least had her gargle the old milk vendors… Also… Do we have to call it Caitlyn??? I know it’s politically correct but the dude won the fucking decathlon. We’d be kidding ourselves to assume a girl could compete in that event.

      10 years ago at 7:35 pm
    2. Larry_Sellers

      I’m going to get laps for this but I really don’t care about that in general. What is everyone’s big problem with Bruce Jenner wanting to be a woman and be called Caitlyn? That’s her own business and it doesn’t affect me or any of you all in the slightest. She could dress up in a fucking spaceman costume and request to be called Buzz Lightyear and I’d just let her do her. I just don’t see the point of saying you’re still gonna call her Bruce or using the pronoun “it” just because the whole thing makes you uncomfortable. Just be glad it isn’t you that’s going through all this gender crisis shit.

      10 years ago at 10:38 pm
      1. FratPoppa

        Indeed. I am so soooooooooo glad it is not me that’s all fucked up and wants to be a chick.

        10 years ago at 11:08 am
  5. RedWhiteAndHammered

    It’s still Bruce Jenner don’t give him the satisfaction of calling him Caitlyn

    10 years ago at 4:54 pm
      1. ny fratstar 24

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        Is MySpace still cool for middle schoolers?
        Do you feel violated when the bigger boys pick on you here (no not you Dorn put your boner away)?
        Why do you hate veterans? Is it because you are a soulless piece of shit?
        Do you plan on killing yourself by:
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        c) Hanging yourself?
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        Please answer ASAP. Asking for a friend.

        10 years ago at 8:21 pm
      4. FrattyFreeman

        If your ultimate goal is to get balled faster than anyone in the history of this site you’re on the right track

        10 years ago at 8:51 pm
      5. Brooks brothers bow tie

        This isn’t even funny to joke about. fuck you christ omega…you are doing it for the down votes.

        10 years ago at 9:22 pm
      6. RisingFratstarOfTX

        I invite you to post your address on here and let the community collectively come to whatever shitwater town you call home and beat you until you look something close to hamburger meat that’s been on a highway for 3 days, you trolling, bitch-ass, waste of genetic material.

        10 years ago at 9:42 pm
      8. Frockodile Dundee

        Stand behind the troops or feel free to stand in front of them, you commie shitstain.

        10 years ago at 10:53 am
      9. lynyrd skynyrd

        Go fuck yourself you fucking pussy, take a look at any man in uniform and you’ll see what a real man looks like

        10 years ago at 6:06 pm
  7. Tuco_1855

    So she’s hot as fuck.. Speith is way too good for her. There’s no chance a well put together, self respecting man could make a relationship work with her. She’ll end up getting married to a person of fame with no talent and no grasp of the world, like herself.

    10 years ago at 4:56 pm
  9. Fratchelor Pad

    Dorn I think you guys should make the intern ask Caitlyn Jenner to formal in one of those internet Kate Upton like videos, and if he complains tell him he’s being insensitive and close minded.

    10 years ago at 4:57 pm
  10. frat17

    I’m sure Jordan wakes up in cold sweats thinking about Kendall, then he sees his smoke girl, green jacket on the wall, and the stack of hundreds (I assume all rich people do this) on his night stand and goes back into a deep slumber with a massive erection over how sweet his life is.

    10 years ago at 4:58 pm