Caitlyn Jenner Once Tried To Hook Daughter Kendall Up With Jordan Spieth, He Declined Because He Didn’t Know Who She Was

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An hour ago, Jordan Spieth was high on my top 10 list of people I’d like to trade lives with. It goes something like Leo, Tom Brady, Bill Gates, and Spieth. That’s the kind of company he’s in. He’s young, famous, one of the world’s best golfers, rich, has a great looking girlfriend, a long, illustrious career ahead of him, gets to travel the world, and until his hairline retreats much further, he’s a good looking guy.

Like I said, though, that was an hour ago. Now he’s just a schmuck who had a chance with Kendall Jenner and absolutely blew it. And while his life is still pretty sweet, it’s also a miserable, soul-crushing existence — that’s if you are to believe ESPN’s Jason Sobel.

According to Sobel, he was told by Caitlyn Jenner that he (I think I use “he” here because this was when he was still Bruce – it’s all so confusing) once tried to hook young Spieth up with his daughter Kendall. Kendall, as 100% of us know, is the hottest girl alive. Spieth declined because he had never heard of her. Do you own a TV, dude?

Imagine coming home to Kendall wearing nothing but your green jacket. Just one of the possibilities.

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  1. DubyaH2

    I think it’s possible that Jordan’s girlfriend could be the most overrated girl this year. Just because she comes from money and is dating a stud doesn’t make her hot.

    10 years ago at 5:03 pm
  2. Larry_Sellers

    Yeah, she’s hot, but that family no doubt comes with a ton of baggage and drama. When you factor all that shit in, I’m not liking her position on the hot/crazy scale. I think Jordan’s doing just fine without her.

    On a side note, can you all please not report on Spieth and Gronk to the point where I get sick of them? I actually like those guys.

    10 years ago at 5:03 pm
  3. Fratstarbator

    Maybe bruce/caitlyn had a crush on him…im picturing some awkward “guy small talk” at an airport bar where bruce is way to enthusiastic about getting speith to meet his daughter

    10 years ago at 5:04 pm
  4. MattyIce313

    Does Bruce Jenner changing from a guy to a girl make Dorn less attracted to him/her?

    10 years ago at 5:07 pm
    1. General_Longstreet

      If Bruce/Caitlyn could change to a prepubescent boy, then Dorn would be attracted to him/her

      10 years ago at 7:34 pm
  5. Fostermalone45

    One what are you some GDI PUSSY FUCK thats on the tanny bandwagon calling Bruce “Caitlyn”. Go fuck your self first off for that he is a dude with tits not a chick. Second Jordan fucking Speith doesnt need her or her fucked up cunt family.

    10 years ago at 5:09 pm