Caitlyn Jenner Once Tried To Hook Daughter Kendall Up With Jordan Spieth, He Declined Because He Didn’t Know Who She Was

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An hour ago, Jordan Spieth was high on my top 10 list of people I’d like to trade lives with. It goes something like Leo, Tom Brady, Bill Gates, and Spieth. That’s the kind of company he’s in. He’s young, famous, one of the world’s best golfers, rich, has a great looking girlfriend, a long, illustrious career ahead of him, gets to travel the world, and until his hairline retreats much further, he’s a good looking guy.

Like I said, though, that was an hour ago. Now he’s just a schmuck who had a chance with Kendall Jenner and absolutely blew it. And while his life is still pretty sweet, it’s also a miserable, soul-crushing existence — that’s if you are to believe ESPN’s Jason Sobel.

According to Sobel, he was told by Caitlyn Jenner that he (I think I use “he” here because this was when he was still Bruce – it’s all so confusing) once tried to hook young Spieth up with his daughter Kendall. Kendall, as 100% of us know, is the hottest girl alive. Spieth declined because he had never heard of her. Do you own a TV, dude?

Imagine coming home to Kendall wearing nothing but your green jacket. Just one of the possibilities.

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  1. ChubbsPeterson

    He’s probably not interested in the chick with some serious “daddy” issues

    10 years ago at 5:31 pm
  2. Mr Pledgemaster Sir

    As an up and coming athlete, I wouldn’t want my reputation being ruined by being involved with that shit show of a family either.

    10 years ago at 5:32 pm
    1. Christopher Brolan

      I’m sure you are on the same level as Speith in athletics and know all about making decisions like this regarding your reputation

      10 years ago at 11:17 am
  3. cleavage

    No way. That family ruins lives. They made Lamar into a crackhead and turned Bruce into a woman. Best thing he could have done was turn around and walk away. He probably would have ended up never making a cut again.

    10 years ago at 5:58 pm
  4. SmokinSigs229

    We all know Bruce changed genders because the men’s tee box was too unforgiving for him.

    10 years ago at 6:59 pm