Caitlyn Jenner Once Tried To Hook Daughter Kendall Up With Jordan Spieth, He Declined Because He Didn’t Know Who She Was
An hour ago, Jordan Spieth was high on my top 10 list of people I’d like to trade lives with. It goes something like Leo, Tom Brady, Bill Gates, and Spieth. That’s the kind of company he’s in. He’s young, famous, one of the world’s best golfers, rich, has a great looking girlfriend, a long, illustrious career ahead of him, gets to travel the world, and until his hairline retreats much further, he’s a good looking guy.
Like I said, though, that was an hour ago. Now he’s just a schmuck who had a chance with Kendall Jenner and absolutely blew it. And while his life is still pretty sweet, it’s also a miserable, soul-crushing existence — that’s if you are to believe ESPN’s Jason Sobel.
According to Sobel, he was told by Caitlyn Jenner that he (I think I use “he” here because this was when he was still Bruce – it’s all so confusing) once tried to hook young Spieth up with his daughter Kendall. Kendall, as 100% of us know, is the hottest girl alive. Spieth declined because he had never heard of her. Do you own a TV, dude?
Jordan Spieth tells me Caitlyn Jenner (then Bruce) once tried to set him up with daughter Kendall. Said no. Didn't even know who they were.
— Jason Sobel (@JasonSobelESPN) June 3, 2015
Imagine coming home to Kendall wearing nothing but your green jacket. Just one of the possibilities..
h/t Barstool Sports
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But he’s white. That’s why the mom wasn’t in on the setup.
10 years ago at 8:21 pmDo we really want our boy Spieth to have to live with all this Jenne/Kardashian shit? Look at Lamar, Kardiashians ruined his career.
10 years ago at 10:14 pm“Hmm do I prefer my smokeshows with or without an entourage of mindless attention-whores and a mentally ill tranny in the mix?” Spieth ponders to himself.
10 years ago at 10:52 pmAfter reading this, Spieth’s stock just went much higher in my book. The kind of idiocy that family portrays to the world, Christ Almighty, dealing with shit could ruin a man’s swing.
10 years ago at 11:23 pm2nd best thing he’s ever done.
10 years ago at 11:24 pmTotal power move, Spieth.
10 years ago at 11:39 pmLooks to me like Spieth just keeps winning.
10 years ago at 11:40 pmI think she prefers the outer part of the Oreos
10 years ago at 1:06 amShe is trash like her family, fuck boy
10 years ago at 2:34 amNot knowing or caring who some socialite is. TFM.
10 years ago at 8:27 am