Caitlyn Jenner Once Tried To Hook Daughter Kendall Up With Jordan Spieth, He Declined Because He Didn’t Know Who She Was
An hour ago, Jordan Spieth was high on my top 10 list of people I’d like to trade lives with. It goes something like Leo, Tom Brady, Bill Gates, and Spieth. That’s the kind of company he’s in. He’s young, famous, one of the world’s best golfers, rich, has a great looking girlfriend, a long, illustrious career ahead of him, gets to travel the world, and until his hairline retreats much further, he’s a good looking guy.
Like I said, though, that was an hour ago. Now he’s just a schmuck who had a chance with Kendall Jenner and absolutely blew it. And while his life is still pretty sweet, it’s also a miserable, soul-crushing existence — that’s if you are to believe ESPN’s Jason Sobel.
According to Sobel, he was told by Caitlyn Jenner that he (I think I use “he” here because this was when he was still Bruce – it’s all so confusing) once tried to hook young Spieth up with his daughter Kendall. Kendall, as 100% of us know, is the hottest girl alive. Spieth declined because he had never heard of her. Do you own a TV, dude?
Jordan Spieth tells me Caitlyn Jenner (then Bruce) once tried to set him up with daughter Kendall. Said no. Didn't even know who they were.
— Jason Sobel (@JasonSobelESPN) June 3, 2015
Imagine coming home to Kendall wearing nothing but your green jacket. Just one of the possibilities..
h/t Barstool Sports
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Dorn, this was a shitty article. You’re about as deep as a pile of frat house vomit.
10 years ago at 8:29 amDoes Caitlyn sit when he pees
10 years ago at 8:41 amJust here for the pictures
10 years ago at 9:31 amI never heard of her either until her dad (?) got the change. This article is the first time I’ve seen what she looks like. Just saying dorno, it is possible to not pay attention to this kind of shit
10 years ago at 9:59 amHopefully she doesn’t follow in daddy’s (mommys?) footsteps
10 years ago at 10:02 amHe’s a smart man not to jump on the Kardashian-Jenner shit show
10 years ago at 10:09 amClassic Bruce whoring out his daughter to try and increase viewers and thus revenue. I wonder what other marketing stunts this guy might pull someday.
10 years ago at 10:41 amI mean, hindsight is something something…My real question is this: The original tweet says Speith didn’t know who “they” were. Am I to conclude (A) that Bruce had his dress and make-up on and Speith didn’t recognize him, (B) that “they” actually just means Kendall somehow or (C) that this jackamo doesn’t know who Bruce fucking Jenner is??? Answers Dillon, ASAP.
10 years ago at 11:01 amWould I want to form a relationship with her? No. Would I want her to take a ride on the Buttstache Express? Absolutely.
10 years ago at 1:38 pmI’m not calling him Caitlyn, even if there’s a fire!
10 years ago at 6:05 pm