Cal Poly Pomona Females Beware, There Is A Toe-Licking Weirdo Running Amuck
This is a public service announcement for the females of Cal Poly Pomona: Keep your head on a swivel for an Asian guy, roughly 5’6″, possibly in his early twenties, has black hair, and has a weird foot fetish. I’m not trying to play human Tinder and match up with an upstanding gentleman. I’m hoping that you stay away from this weirdo as this man is out licking female toes like they are goddamn lollipops.
From ABC 7:
According to campus police, the man approached the student in front of the men’s gym around 3 p.m. Saturday and asked her if he could take photos of her bare feet.
That’s when he kissed and licked her toes while recording it on his smartphone. The man then ran off.
What kind of creep does this? If asking a random girl to take photos of her bare feet is odd enough, this dude gets all up in her business and licks her feet. Foot fetishes just weird me out.
Maybe we can get a good description of what he was wearing so the police can narrow down the list of suspects. Let’s go to the tape:
He was last seen wearing a gray or blue long-sleeve flannel shirt, blue pants and glasses. Police said he had a military green colored phone case.
That is your classic hipster look right there. Since this is California we are talking about, he’s going to be a tough one to track down. That description narrows the list of suspects to 98 percent of the population in California. Luckily, that drops to a low 14 percent due to the ethnicity.
If you happen to see some weirdo asking random females to take pictures of their feet, contact campus police at (909) 869-3070. You may then laugh at his outfit..
[via ABC 7]
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I don’t know why you’re judging this man for who he is #yesallmenwholicktoes
10 years ago at 9:52 amLooks like we found the suspect
10 years ago at 9:59 ambook him danno
10 years ago at 10:35 amDamn it
10 years ago at 11:15 am“Asian guy, 5’6″, black hair” you mean an Asian guy.
10 years ago at 9:53 am“Squinty eyes, rough time with L’s…”
10 years ago at 10:19 amCitizen: “I think I saw him. He had very small calves.”
10 years ago at 11:33 amDetective: “Not our guy.”
I thought I was the only one who noticed all Asians have huge calves .
10 years ago at 5:01 amWho would’ve guessed Asians got off to weird shit like feet instead of normal things like an octopus fucking a school girl?
10 years ago at 10:00 amJeez TFM respect this guy’s cultural heritage.
10 years ago at 10:04 amShit went from weird to just wrong way too fast.
10 years ago at 10:18 amAt least you know it’s not a Fraternity man, or he would have been licking the fart-box.
10 years ago at 11:39 amAccording to my cousin who goes to as he puts it the real Cal Poly in SLO, this isn’t that surprising if you know the type of people that go to Pomona.
10 years ago at 11:45 amWe call ourselves the “real” one because Pomona started out as a satellite campus of ours, but ya this is really not surprising.
10 years ago at 12:18 pmNo offense,
10 years ago at 12:40 pmbut as a general rule if you have to remind people you’re the “real” thing, you aren’t.