California High School Holds NFL-Style Draft For Prom Dates
Juniors and seniors at Corona del Mar High School in California are running their own draft this week. Though it isn’t an NFL draft complete with million dollar contracts, it does have incredibly important consequences–namely, who the guys at this school will take to prom. High school is an incredibly awkward time. Remember when you asked out that hot blonde on the cheerleading squad, only to find out some dude on the lacrosse team beat you to the punch? That’s a tough blow to recover from. That’s why these kids are trying to take the sting out of prom date rejection by simply making it an event where the pick order is random and they can trade up if they want a hotter date. Genius.
According to the Daily Pilot article, the girls generally stick to the results, though there were a few upset picks. One guy even dropped $140 to move up to a top tier pick who he had apparently never talked to. Bold move, kid. We’ll see how that pans out for you on game day. I’m betting it won’t end with an awkward handy, though, because the girl “thought it was awkward” that this guy dropped cash to move up and pick her. Now she knows how Manziel will feel if he gets drafted by the Browns.
Remember kids, have fun at prom, and if Mel Kiper tries to cover next year’s draft, politely refuse. He’ll just give terrible commentary and suggest the obvious fifth round pick, marching band Tuba player Shannon, should go first overall because she’s a “going to get hot in college” sleeper pick.
[via Daily Pilot]
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Please tell me prior to this they had a prom date combine…
11 years ago at 10:26 amWhat would a prom combine consist of? Alcohol tolerance?
11 years ago at 10:29 amUndoubtedly the succulence of her Lewinsky would be the 40 time of that combine
11 years ago at 10:57 amI wonder what the depth charts look like.
11 years ago at 10:27 ammostly C’s and D’s
11 years ago at 11:10 am^ Something was done here.
11 years ago at 11:30 amExplain to her father that you bought his daughter for the night for only $140. Classic.
11 years ago at 10:37 amThe reaction of many, many girls at Corona del Mar High School
11 years ago at 10:45 am
Can you get multiple draft picks?
11 years ago at 10:50 amTHSFM.
11 years ago at 10:54 amWould absolutely hate being the girls in this situation.
11 years ago at 11:02 amWould hate being a girl in most all situations.
11 years ago at 11:03 amYou are much wiser Mr. Belfort.
11 years ago at 10:02 pmHighschool was an awkward time?? Uhh no highschool was fucking sick. Haaha thats actually funny people here suck. If you sucked in highschool you will always suck.
11 years ago at 11:07 amYou sound like the football star that tore your ACL in high school and now sit at the local bar everyday probably being a plumber or some shit. Take laps buddy.
11 years ago at 11:25 amYou are my least favorite troll. I hope you get AIDS
11 years ago at 12:42 pm^Peaked in high school
11 years ago at 2:56 pmyou might be the sole candidate for “Most Made Fun Of Other Than Dorn”.
11 years ago at 10:04 pmGotta love the hometown high school
11 years ago at 11:44 amWhy would you ever admit you grew up in California
11 years ago at 7:57 pmCorona del Mar = Orange County. Orange County = Republican AF. Try a little harder.
11 years ago at 3:53 amI’m assuming this is a standard 7 round draft
11 years ago at 11:53 am