California Politician Claims Global Warming Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes
April 1 is next week, right? We aren’t getting punked right now, are we? It’s amazing what comes out of some people’s mouths these days. As if global warming wasn’t enough of a hot topic. I once read that Christie Hefner thought global warming was the cause for the rising gun murder rate in Chicago.
Now, we have Barbara Lee (D-CA) who said that global warming will cause women to turn to prostitution to obtain all the life essentials like food and water. On Wednesday, she proposed a new resolution in the House of Representatives to bring this issue to light.
From Breibart:
Lee introduced House Concurrent Resolution 29, warning that women will be forced into “transactional sex” to get enough food and clean water — all because global warming will create “conflict and instability” in the world.
“Women will disproportionately face harmful impacts from climate change,” Lee’s resolution reads. It continues claiming, “Food insecure women with limited socioeconomic resources may be vulnerable to situations such as sex work, transactional sex, and early marriage that put them at risk for HIV, STIs, unplanned pregnancy, and poor reproductive health.”
I’m struggling to find the correlation here. Here are a few things I can see global warming being blamed for in the near future:
1) Florida Georgia Line continuing to make music.
2) The fall of the SEC in football.
3) Kentucky’s perfect season.
4) Deflategate.
I think Bill Engvall said it best to all these folks who don’t really think things through.
Barbara, here’s your sign..
[via Breibart]
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This is a real stretch and people in LA will support it.
11 years ago at 10:10 amAlso you know what else can make a person turn to prostitution? Being broke and jobless.
11 years ago at 10:16 amBeing a democrat*
11 years ago at 10:37 amHell, if you vote democratic you’re pretty much whoring yourself out to them
11 years ago at 11:46 amThey need to work on their failing state before they try tackling Earth.
11 years ago at 1:27 pmFuckin’ Liberals man.
11 years ago at 10:11 amShe just wants to become a prostitute and she is trying to make an excuse for it
11 years ago at 10:11 amLooks like it’s time to increase my carbon footprint.
11 years ago at 10:13 amI do believe that we are having a negative impact on the environment, and need to come together by finding a way to reduce damaging emission. That being said this chick is on drugs and/or completely mental.
11 years ago at 10:19 amThe woman is crazy
11 years ago at 10:20 amActually, global warming will cause over-inflation of footballs …
11 years ago at 10:20 amTotal science move
11 years ago at 11:25 amDrill Baby Drill
11 years ago at 10:23 amYou just can’t fix stupid
11 years ago at 10:26 amI want to say this is false but I don’t know enough about global warming to dispute it
11 years ago at 10:27 am