Can’t Make It In Male Athletics? Identify As A Chick And Dominate Like This Alaskan Teen

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A flood of controversy has stirred over in the Alaska high school women’s track and field community over the last week. After smoking girls and leaving her female competition in the dust throughout the season, a male-to-female transgender student received all-state honors. Senior Nattaphon “Ice” Wangyot from Haines High School finished 5th in the 100 meter dash and 3rd in the 200 meter dash during the state championship meet.

From Breitbart:

“I don’t know what’s politically correct to say, but in my opinion your gender is what you’re born with” said Peyton Young, another competitor at the meet, in a comment to Alaska Dispatch News. “It’s the DNA. Genetically a guy has more muscle mass than a girl, and if he’s racing against a girl, he may have an advantage.”

Sounds like someone’s just a little butthurt over losing. Sure, it’s a fact that she may genetically be leaner, more muscular, and prone to be overall faster, but pointing that out makes you an ignorant asshole in society’s eyes. Get with the times. Plus she’s also still got a hangdown in those shorts. Seems like that could be a bit of an aerodynamic disadvantage. I mean, she did lose to six other chicks after all. I can’t stress that enough. She lost. To a half dozen girls. So maybe be a little more tolerant of other people’s life choices and step your game up, Peyton.

In all seriousness, I can’t wait for more people to expose this ridiculous loophole and have no one call them out for it in fear of being called a bigot. Having trouble making the JV basketball squad? Become Juwanna Mann, identify as a broad, and become the leading scorer on women’s varsity.

This is where we’re at, guys. There’s no putting that toothpaste back in the tube.

[via Breitbart]

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  1. Are You Kidding Me

    Makes sense now why Register is sporting his man boobs- to help qualify for the LPGA tour.

    10 years ago at 1:15 pm
  2. Drunk Chris Berman

    If you’re born if an X and a Y chromosome, you’re a guy.
    If you’re born with two X chromosomes, you’re a girl.
    You can’t change that

    10 years ago at 1:15 pm
    1. Abe_Froman

      That kind of thinking is transphobic, mysogynistic, racist, and Islamaphobic. And it will not be tolerated, sir.

      10 years ago at 2:05 pm
    2. TheTreasurer93

      Your chromosomes determine your sex. Gender is a social construct you dipshit.

      10 years ago at 2:37 pm
      1. VandyConservative

        No need to slander the names of people with an extra chromosome by calling them a liberal.
        All jokes aside, the liberals give us enough ammo to not bring those with disabilities into our jokes

        10 years ago at 3:16 pm
  3. Bing Bong

    Read an SI article about an A’s pitcher from back in the day who was “uncertain as to how many women he’d married.” What happend to the good old days?

    10 years ago at 1:29 pm
  4. TheCamNewton

    As someone who sexually identifies as a Mrs. Pacman machine I feel like the satire in this article oppresses me and from this point on am going on hunger strike until Dan steps down from his position as a tfm writer.

    10 years ago at 2:29 pm
  5. Chadwick Brice

    There’s no logic behind this horseshit movement. The only thing science proves is that you have a penis and you are bad at sports.

    10 years ago at 9:53 pm