Cardinals Pitcher Carlos Martinez Busted For Looking At A Whole Lot Of Porno On Twitter

BourbonNeat11 years ago

What kind of porn do professional baseball players watch? Well, thanks to St. Louis Cardinals relief pitcher Carlos Martinez and his favorites list on Twitter–which has been catalogued in a completely NSFW video on Deadspin–you can find out. If you can’t watch the video, just know that it’s “the graphic kind.”

Apparently, ol’ Carlos is the kind of guy who never wants to see a dick in the porn he watches–according to his Twitter favorites, he has a serious desire for girl on girl action. When I think about it, if he has teammates who are anywhere close to Greg Maddux levels of depraved, I wouldn’t really want to see any more dicks or twisted shit than I had to, either.

If you’re only going to pitch an inning or two a week, you’ve got to find some way to entertain yourself. Who knew that Martinez’s way of passing the time was to find himself some new porn to favorite on Twitter? I may hate the Cardinals more than I hate hipsters, but Carlos Martinez is definitely on my list of top baseball players now. Give him a follow if you’re bored, or if you want to see what he gets off to.

The Cardinals have since handled the situation, and Martinez has apologized. Cardinals manager Mike Matheny spoke on the matter, stating he was mostly concerned with the team getting distracted from their goals this season. He also said he would make sure the team uses social media properly from here on out, in order to keep distractions to a minimum. But really, what’s more distracting to a man’s life? Regulating his social media use or struggling to masturbate effectively? Look for Martinez’s WHIP to swell up this season, not unlike his balls.

[via Deadspin]