Jesus living in a desert area, and still turning what little water was available into wine. TFM.

    1. Success

      Maybe you should try understanding what it means to take something “in vain”. Read a book tard.

      13 years ago at 3:02 pm
    2. Tommy Gufano

      ^^^^^^ what is “balckout”? Like a much crazier type of blackout or something much more homosexual?

      13 years ago at 6:07 pm
  1. TFM Repeater

    Jesus living in a desert area, and still turning what little water was available into wine.

    13 years ago at 11:33 pm
    1. Sleazy Asshole

      No. This is how all troll accounts begin. Everyone tells them to fuck off at first, then you have the few dickweeds like yourselves that say they actually enjoy them. (Only God knows why) This guy is neither original nor funny in any way. He doesn’t even come up with his own material for Christ’s sake. Repeater, go fistfuck yourself, then get a fucking life.

      13 years ago at 2:26 am
    2. Sleazy Asshole

      Actually the more I think about it, the more I want to hunt you down, throw you on the asphalt, stomp your pathetic face mercilessly, stab you to death and play around in your blood like a three year old in a fucking sandbox, find your family’s house, tie them to the couch, and burn the piece of shit down you fucking cocksucker. I sincerely hope you die a very violent and horrible death. Preferably by my hand. Fuck you.

      13 years ago at 2:34 am
  2. At that time that area was far from a desert, actually one of the most fertile areas in the world. That’s why it’s called the fertile crescent.

    13 years ago at 12:39 am
    1. Fraterday171

      I claim my right as a free conservative to distort the truth to suit my personal needs. Fuck off

      13 years ago at 12:46 am
  3. MissionControl

    Knowing your new Christmas clothes will soon be ruined, and knowing there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it.

    13 years ago at 10:42 am