Casino Friday Will Make You Feel Alive Again
I fucking love casinos. The rush I feel as the dice bounce around on the craps table is purely sexual. I have been known to sit down at a blackjack table piss drunk around midnight in New Orleans and not stand up until 6am when the sun is peeking out over the horizon. I will spread chips out all over the goddamn roulette board and smile from ear-to-ear like the village idiot while that silly little silver ball spins around the wheel. I live for that shit. I’ll even yank a slot machine like John Daly if I’m feeling frisky. Fuck it.
Unfortunately, I’m only in a casino a handful of times per year, which isn’t nearly often enough to slake my gambling lust. Most fortunately, CASINO FRIDAY is making its valiant return to the TFM office.
What’s #CasinoFriday, you may ask?
Starting Friday at 1:00pm CST, we’ll be broadcasting live on the @totalfratmove Snapchat and Instagram accounts from Content Alley at TFM Headquarters as we take over the MyBookie.ag blackjack tables and look to go on a ravenous heater. You can follow our table action live or join us at the tables and throw down yourself. MyBookie.ag is offering you a 60% casino bonus up to $3,000 valid in the virtual casino using the code “Backdoor” and a 60% sportsbook bonus up to $3,000 valid on the sportsbook using the code “Backdoor”.
Get in there, have some fun, and enjoy the glorious #CasinoFriday comeback with us..
Casino bonus is only eligible for use in the virtual casino please refer to the MYBookie rules and regulations for full bonus details. You can see rules and regulations by clicking HERE.
Sad this is what this site has come to
7 years ago at 7:08 pmAlso is there a place on the app to place a bet on how much longer this site will be around? Because whatever it is in taking the under
7 years ago at 7:52 pmHow fucking dare you speak of CASINO FRIDAY in such a manner.
7 years ago at 9:54 pmConsidering I am almost single handedly keeping this site afloat due the massive amounts of real estate I own in so many of these peasants heads, I think ill do what i want chief
7 years ago at 10:57 pmWait…Wait. Wait a fucking second. I thought you were invested in McDonald’s. You own a portion of the revenues from obese french fry loving fatties.
Although you probably sustain 75 percent of that revenue stream.
7 years ago at 11:28 pmI see dead people.
7 years ago at 7:52 pmAye I’m down to lose some money!
7 years ago at 9:04 pmHIT ME
7 years ago at 9:54 pmI took a gamble reading this article…lost doubled down and read the comments…saw the vaginator was here…lost again.
7 years ago at 10:02 pmSwing and a miss there champ
7 years ago at 12:04 amYeah the one time I tried to put in money on my bookie, my bank denied the transaction and said I was making a transaction with a foreign shoe store.
7 years ago at 8:57 amEntire bankroll parlaying the Utah-az and Virginia-Boise unders baby!!!!!
7 years ago at 12:05 pmLets be honest here. Jared isn’t even playing, just checking out the tits in that redhead
7 years ago at 12:07 pm