Checking your Rolex while getting a lap dance to let her know she's not getting the job done. TFM. Nantucket Ready13 years ago
Arriving at school a semester ahead of time but graduating two semesters late. TFM. DoubleVictoryLap13 years ago
Accidentally getting invited to the Pledge Facebook Group, and using it against them in every way possible. TFM. Professor Chaos13 years ago
Ted Cruz condescendingly filibustering Obamacare by reading "Green Eggs and Ham" on the Senate floor. TFM. Saxby_Chambliss13 years ago
The brother who always finds a way to take the hunch punch up a notch or two. TFM. BigFlats1213 years ago