Viewing getting fired from your job as your drinking schedule clearing up. TFM. EazyE189913 years ago
Chalking up a dining room table's extensive fire damage to "normal wear and tear." TFM. TheSouthoftheNorth13 years ago
Everyone looking back at you when the president says, "Let's not have a repeat of last year's bid day incident." TFM. Fratsketballer13 years ago
Arnold Palmer not needing a putting lesson, but taking one from Kate Upton anyway. TFM. OwenLincolnFratter13 years ago