Your professor noticing an improvement in your ability to stay awake once you stop wearing a suit and tie to class. TFM. primetime22713 years ago
Throwing the most essential part of the tailgate tent into the woods and telling the pledges they're fucked if they can't find it. TFM. CaptainVyvanse13 years ago
Pinto getting away with shoplifting at the grocery store by informing the slam at the cash register that he's in a frat. TFM. sauce13 years ago
Feeling like you need to grab the nearest alcoholic drink when Thunderstruck comes on. TFM. SwearToDrunkImNotGod13 years ago