"Getting back into shape" before fall semester starts having nothing to do with exercise. TFM. FranziBrah11 years ago
Having to refill the house fire extinguisher several times throughout the semester despite there being no fires to speak of. TFM. SomeSenatorsSon11 years ago
Making the pledges do yard work because you share Donald Trump's views on immigration. TFM. UMaverick11 years ago
Immediately disregarding everything someone is telling you because they're wearing cargo shorts. TFM. JoshImeri11 years ago
Trying to explain to your parents your newly found fear of the basement. TFM. JimJackandJameson11 years ago