"Getting back into shape" before fall semester starts having nothing to do with exercise. TFM. FranziBrah9 years ago
Having to refill the house fire extinguisher several times throughout the semester despite there being no fires to speak of. TFM. SomeSenatorsSon9 years ago
Making the pledges do yard work because you share Donald Trump's views on immigration. TFM. UMaverick9 years ago
Immediately disregarding everything someone is telling you because they're wearing cargo shorts. TFM. JoshImeri9 years ago
Trying to explain to your parents your newly found fear of the basement. TFM. JimJackandJameson9 years ago