The 49ers' new stadium having an app that tells you where the shortest beer line is. TFM. Mzhammer13 years ago
Using an alias when introducing yourself to rushees to ensure that they automatically fuck up when speaking to you as pledges. TFM. fraTexasbro13 years ago
Having to make stories up when explaining how you got about 95% of your scars. TFM. Unit F13 years ago
Happy Gilmore asking when he'll get "one of the big checks," even though he came in last place. TFM. ThisisIndiana1613 years ago