The slow shades pull down even though it was obvious you were already staring at her. TFM. Joe Buck Yourself13 years ago
Skipping your monthly gym trip because it interfered with your drinking schedule. TFM. YeahOkayGuy13 years ago
Explaining to the officer that you were speeding because "Danger Zone" came on the radio. TFM. Rico Swerve13 years ago
Rationalizing the removal of your chapter from campus as "seceding from the Union." TFM. Chadbrochocinco13 years ago
Giving your whiskey dick a pep talk that would rival a Tebow halftime speech while at Florida. TFM. fratty_lete13 years ago