Saying that you pride yourself on the ability to do anything without spilling your drink, while having a noticeable whiskey and coke stain on your shirt. TFM. Gsquggles13 years ago
Tiger's ability to win majors being directly correlated with how many chicks he has on the side. TFM. Cheesy13 years ago
Suddenly becoming a doctor, lawyer, philosopher and successful businessman when you're drinking. TFM. MatteoAvs13 years ago
Not being able to decide if something is illegal or frowned upon, but doing it anyway. TFM. local_legend13 years ago