Ilya Kovalchuck retiring with $77 million left on his contract because he wants to work on his golf game. TFM. MelrosesFlow1513 years ago
Referring to any seat that isn't directly behind home plate as "the nosebleeds." TFM. Ron_Swanson_Intern13 years ago
Offering up a pledge's services for an hour to the pizza delivery guy in lieu of an actual tip. TFM. BRFratty13 years ago
Leaving tally marks on the drunk tank wall to keep track of time, even though you're only there for three hours. TFM. BRFratty13 years ago
Teeing off in front of the professor you faked an illness to just several hours before. TFM. BRFratty13 years ago