Ninja Pledge has to replace my beer before it's empty without me noticing. TFM. Cassanova13 years ago
Condescendingly telling someone to "Lawyer up" in reference to a situation that does not warrant legal action whatsoever. TFM. JohnMacEnbro13 years ago
Garth Brooks showing up to his ex's black tie event in boots, crashing the party, then taking his ex's current husband's glass of champagne and deciding to make his own toast. TFM. _Nate_Higgers_13 years ago
Celebrating your freedom by abusing most of the rights you have, and some that you don't. TFM. FarRightTFTC13 years ago
Being more concerned about Snapchat not actually deleting photos than the NSA gathering all your information. TFM. Billbro Baggins13 years ago