The MLB making the Toronto Blue Jays wear special Memorial Day uniforms...for a home game. TFM. SAE_UMD13 years ago
Turning your lunch break into a 5-day weekend after asking yourself what Jimmy Buffett would do. TFM. JWBK228113 years ago
Dad reminding you of the rule barring pledges from walking through the front door of the house during parents' weekend. TFM. Larry Dierker13 years ago
Mom having to remind you that your little brother is not a pledge and should not be treated as such. TFM. Cam111413 years ago
Explaining that you're keeping your other dance moves on reserve, even though you only know how to Electric Slide. TFM. John_Belushi13 years ago
Referring to an irresponsibly expensive item for the house as a "sound investment." TFM. pledgeof_allegiance13 years ago