Blaming a bad putt on the bits of drywall still stuck to your putter face from last weekend. TFM. Nathaniel Light13 years ago
The U.S. military only accepting one type of facial hair style: the power stache. TFM. PFCfrat13 years ago
Telling the pledges it'll all be over tonight if they supply the 10 kegs for the party, then not keeping your promise after they come through. TFM. viking7013 years ago
Signing a lease with the unspoken knowledge that you've seen the last of the security deposit. TFM. SirRonaldReagan13 years ago
Catching a whiff of stale beer on Monday morning and experiencing Vietnam-like flashbacks of the weekend. TFM. NKU_Tau13 years ago
Using the house dog's birthday as an excuse to order kegs and strippers. TFM. CaliforniaGoldenBeer13 years ago