Telling her, "I owe you one" after a completely one-sided sexual encounter. TFM. Number 1 Gayzer13 years ago
Asking the pool party host if they put that stuff in the water that turns blue if you piss in it…while in the pool. TFM. Just The Clit13 years ago
Assuming that speaking loudly and slowly will help foreigners understand you. TFM. Fratticus Finch13 years ago
The handshake and stare down that says, "I'm banging your daughter." TFM. KingOtheFratCastle13 years ago
Your daily attire reminding the professor that his summer course comes third to your golf game and pool time. TFM. Blackball Bill13 years ago
Wearing a swimsuit with an inseam that actually makes losers in boardshorts think homosexual thoughts. TFM. BackOffGDI13 years ago