Being stopped at the Smithsonian Museum metal detector for the flask in your breast pocket. TFM. asghoig13 years ago
When you find a single long, blonde hair while scratching your balls during a lecture. TFM. The Password is Taco13 years ago
Cinco de Drinko and the Kentucky Derby combining to make a bender of a weekend. TFM. Classy_Up_North13 years ago
Ronald Reagan describing a hippie as "dresses like Tarzan, has hair like Jane, and smells like Cheetah." TFM. OleWarSkule13 years ago
When the cashier looks at your fake and reminds you that it's your birthday. TFM. charlchach_13 years ago