Being able to justify every questionable decision during Derby Days because "It's for the kids." TFM. BuiltIn185513 years ago
Receiving detention for refusing to sign the abstinence contract at your Catholic elementary school in 5th grade. TFM. Whiskey and Chubbies13 years ago
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, you're in the clear. TFM. WesternSig13 years ago