Being able to justify every questionable decision during Derby Days because "It's for the kids." TFM. BuiltIn185514 years ago
Receiving detention for refusing to sign the abstinence contract at your Catholic elementary school in 5th grade. TFM. Whiskey and Chubbies14 years ago
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, you're in the clear. TFM. WesternSig14 years ago