The Christmas gift Dad gives you with the instruction not to open "until Mom's not around." TFM. Too Frat To Fail14 years ago
Getting told by your boss, "This is a job, not a fraternity. You need to start wearing pants." TFM. Texasfiji14 years ago
Having pledges thoroughly clean the chimney to prepare for Santa's arrival. TFM. Humancentipledge14 years ago
Telling her you pulled a muscle earlier in the day so that she has to get out of bed and do the naked-walk to hit the light switch. TFM. BackOffGDI14 years ago