When your holiday drinking takes your parents from happy to have you home, to wishing you were "out of sight, out of mind." TFM. Take It Sleezy14 years ago
Getting blackout drunk and accidentally telling your younger cousins that Santa Claus isn't real. TFM. Captain Ass Rash14 years ago
The handshake says I’m a respectable young man, but the eyes say I’ll be doing unforgivable things to your daughter later. TFM. TakeOneToTheStomach14 years ago
Using my time in keyboarding class as a kid to type up letters to future slams. TFM. TakeOneToTheStomach14 years ago